im calling out from frankie's world

the sinister sniler

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

One of the coolest concepts I never ever would've thought of, and now can't stop thinking about 🐉🦠

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg