hellfire

Need somebody to grab me by the jaw and say “look at me” in a mean voice 🥺

♡Pro Tip Gamer♡: Keep your mic on when you are railing her ૮ • ﻌ - ა

what if you held me by my hips and let me fuck myself absolutely stupid on your cock?

guy who goes down on you but he’s kicking his feet and giggling

new fun idea: call your very intelligent boyf “clever boy” and watch him melt into a puddle

make me cum on ur fingers and then put them in my mouth so i can taste myself

He got mad as helllll

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings he said ‘its not covid i picked this mask up off the floor and i think it has cat hair in it’ and then his card declined and he left