“Because we have to keep you pure. Learn from our past mistakes, especially mines. I jus—. Now, who is going to be my fake girlfriend when an unqualified approaches us? Nope! We need to teach our own class, females are going out badder and badder by the hour and I can’t take it anymore. We’re their only hope. I’m more like when it’s sprinkling outside.”

“Wait—. I have! Friday and Saturday I was under the weather, but I’m feeling a better today. Promise it didn't go out the window. It’s time for Baby Noel to come out and play on ‘em, and that’s a scary sight. Well, not for the males. But, I see ya’ out there. Runnin around with the white shorts on. Just runnin’.. and whatever else y’all be doing for entertainment.”

“You better sit your little hot-self down! You don’t need to be drafting nothing. Can I just live in peace? Like, I just wanna live my best life right now before the storm approaches. For the weekend, you mean for the hour?”

“It’s the truth. These chicks been getting cheated on since October, and now you want to feel some type of way when he sees me. Girl, should’ve kept that same energy at those other females, ‘cause I’m not the one.”

“Damn. Why all the handsome athletes got to have some busted female on their arm or in their lives as a significant other? I mean, that never stopped me, but still. Share the wealth, sis. Share the wealth. Probably been cheating on you all season, and one day with me ain’t going to hurt.”