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Expectation vs Reality // Betty & Jughead vs Lili & Cole  

lili watching her man stand up for them aesthetic (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

Another video of Cole talking to that woman in a friendly way 

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

Cause of death: Tyler Joseph playing with his hair in interviews.

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

tyler after he fell during “holding on to you” @ hangout festival

Requested by @society-will-kill-ya 💕

Happy second birthday

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