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Nope not at all

Me @ any drug that’s cheap

I’m calling the Aurors

Be my guest

It’s ringing

I’m calling the Aurors

I’m gonna steal that shirt

Do it

I will

I’m gonna steal that shirt

Is your room really short or am I tripping

it's the slant from the roof because it's a finished attic

Seems crowded

Is your room really short or am I tripping

Is this the definition of a word or something?

It is, yes

What word?

Is this the definition of a word or something?

Send me “❤️” + your muses name and I’ll write a headcanon for my muse and yours

You’re really fucking hot

Damn you’re like pregnant pregnant

he’s just a big boy. we still have a couple more months

That’s fucking terrifying

you should see him move around

Tbh I would probably throw up

Damn you’re like pregnant pregnant

he’s just a big boy. we still have a couple more months

That’s fucking terrifying

Damn you’re like pregnant pregnant

I literally wouldn’t want to do any of that

i can make it fun babe

How about you do all that and I sell our furniture to afford my drug habits that I’ve been carefully hiding from you but deep down you’ve know all along, cheat on you after promising I never would, then run away with our couples therapist and the dogs?

fuck i love you when are we getting married

You’re cheating on me?!

no baby i swear im not

And now you’re lying to my face? This hurts

i dont lie, couldnt be me

My heart is breaking

no no don’t do that, tell your heart everything is okay

My heart said no it’s not

im so sorry, love dont leave me

Seems like you’re the one leaving me….

im not leaving anyone

Tell that to your two other lovers!

i have dw

I cant believe you, after all we’ve been through!

you don’t give me attention anymore, what was i supposed to do??

I don’t give you attention? I’m hurt! I give all my attention to you!

no you didn’t! you never even pay attention to me anymore

The only time I’m not is when you’re off with someone else!

the only time i’m off with anyone is when you leave me

The good ol “Its your fault I cheated on you”, works every time

so you understand then baby?

I could’ve tried harder to get you to be faithful to me

don’t worry baby i want to give you a second chance

I promise I won’t do whatever I did to make you feel so alone you had to find company in someone else ever again