fictional scenarios my beloved

for romantic f/os, my general policy is that i’m not particularly comfortable with sharing (as in, someone else also *romantically* shipping with them) and while you’re free to follow or interact if we share f/os, keep in mind i’m less likely to follow back— this ofc does not apply if i follow first. platonic, familial, etc. f/os im totally fine with sharing, in fact i think thats awesome

also! i have no tagging system— that being said, if you want me to tag a certain ship for filtering purposes or similar, i’d be happy to do so!

characters i talk about in a romantic manner (some are f/os, some not, it’s complicated):

dave strider (homestuck) — f/o. thats my boyf riend . basically my first proper f/o i heart him lots 💗

chandler bing (friends) — f/o. thats also my boyf riend. my beloved sarcastic repressed boring yet not boring guy. this may come as a surprise but i also love him lots

hitch (ruby redfort) — f/o. i dont talk about him as much but i do love him. middle aged secret agent who’s afraid of crocodiles and is secretly silly :-)

prismo (adventure time) — f/o. also dont talk about him as much but i love him i prommy. idc that he’s 2D i will find a way to give him a kiss 🫡

jeremy usbourne (peep show) — practically an f/o atp but im in denial. side effect of my recent peep show obsession was developing a secondary obsession with this freak (edit: he’s an f/o basically)

joel fleischman (northern exposure) — kind of like an f/o but it’s complicated because i don’t like to think my s/i and him would have a commited lasting monogamous relationship and i don’t want that so he’s like my fictional situationship to put it simply. i do like him romantically tho its just like i dunno man ITS COMPLICATED 😭 love that freak tho.

jonny goodman (friday night dinner) — fictional crush or something i dont even know. i was briefly obsessed with him during my fnd interest period and i still hold him dearly and sometimes rewatch some fnd episodes and think of him (edit: also effectively an f/o)

dave [i have to check if he has a canon last name actually] (northern exposure) — i hauve a crush on him basically and idk what exactly my s/i’s relationship to him would be but at the very least he is my friend i have a crush on 😌

bernard black (black books) — i truly dont know tbh i just love black books and am a little obsessed with him. manny & fran too but i dont have gay little crushes on them so

rick (the young ones) — i maybeee have a teensy tiny crush on him. but i’ve not seen enough of the young ones yet to decide if i wanna ship with him or anything yet

characters i have some sort of weird little qpr situation with

foxy (fnaf) — idk how to explain it he was one of the first characters i started selfshipping with in some variety and i like him :-)

the nice cream guy (deltarune) — he’s a developed character 2 meeee. we’re gayass boy best friends

red guy (dhmis) — who knows but it’s not a normal friendship folks

characters that are my friendssss my familyyy etc. you get the idea

toriel & asgore dreemurr (deltarune) — my parents:)

kris & asriel dreemurr (deltarune) — my siblings:)

basically the entire rest of the main characters from the other medias ive already mentioned — my friends:)

maggie o’connell (northern exposure) — MY FRIENDDD:) she gets a special mention because i love her so much

chris stevens (northern exposure) — originally was in the romantic section but my feelings have evolved and changed since finishing the show . i now feel very strongly that chris is a trans woman and i think my s/i and her would probably get together once or twice early in the series but very quickly realise we’re better off as friends . so basically she’s my close friend, ex in a way i guess and also in my vision of the show she transitions at some point and perhaps… (smiles bashfully) perhaps my s/i could help her with that