be kind or be gone

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

I love thinking I'm a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn't name five hater bands.

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

Nooo don’t worry my pyramid scheme is queer owned

djs should face constant threat of elimination when they’re dj’ing. they should be standing on a trapdoor and everyone in the audience should get a little clicker with a button and if enough people press the button the trapdoor opens sending the dj tumbling into a purgatorial abyss. no more tyranny of the dj. let the people have a say

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

"Evil is boring. Right? I kinda believe in the banality and mundaneness of evil. Evil is just selfish impulses, which at the end of the day are really easy to understand. It’s easy to understand why people do bad things. It’s like “yeah, ok, you’re selfish and scared and cruel, I get it”. Being good is complex and beautiful and hard." - Brennan Lee Mulligan

"How monotonously alike all the great tyrants and conquerors have been: how gloriously different are the saints." --C.S. Lewis

jigsaw tape that starts with a land acknowledgement

old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches i will admit

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

The hottest girl you know has a truly unwatchable thing to recommend you

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.

happy new year lesbians and others also