Peace Sign

What — - did you clone yourself?

I mean...kinda.

OH NO Google says you should try gently swinging your baby or give her a pacifier or something!!

As much as I tried, don't think she's buying it. He just wants to eat and scream, this ain't gonna fly I swear.

Oh my God, how the hell do you cope? If it was me, the kid would be in a Moses basket on the first doorstep off the freeway.

Well, I don't think I could deal with dumping my baby angel somewhere. But I was getting totally stressed out.

Doesn’t sound like a problem to me.

"Glad my addiction to nerdy shit isn't a problem. Though I'm still starting to worry about myself."

You are a true hero. I wish I had that many collectibles of things I love!

"It's a bit expensive to have so much stuff. I hardly know what to do with any of it besides set it all up around my place and pray I never get house guests who are going to judge."

Both, duh!

Eh, sometimes. Sometimes I got good deals on them because I'm friends with the guy who owns the comics and collectibles shop back home. I think he had a crush on me, with was problematic considering...Well, I'm here, so the explanation is evident as to why that wouldn't work. 

Shut up. Stop talking. Are you serious right now? Don’t lie to me.

You want me to shut up, or you want me to tell you?

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