me irl

alexander the great. no im not talking about that bitch alexander from wherever alexander the great from history was from im talking about technoblade.

its so fucked up that people on leashes is seen as like a petplay thing. i feel like if someone gets lost a lot but wants to be within five meters of the group at all times. they should be allowed to have a five meter lead attached to them that is held by someone they trust. this feels obvious. and yet if you go outside like that you will be seen as a pervert of sex. absurd.

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

She looks kinda nervous. She's surprisingly tall. She's got looong socks. She's just like me.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know