* ā ā ā text starters !!!
feel free 2 change pronouns & such
[text:] Ā you Ā will Ā machete Ā through Ā this!! Ā **make it
[text:]Ā wait you like me ?? for my personality ???
[text:]Ā i have to kill him. idk how to hit on him so he has to die.
[text:]Ā make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know itās cause iām not there.
[text:]Ā hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me
[text:]Ā am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes
[text:]Ā words canāt describe how cute you are. numbers can tho. 3/10
[text:]Ā thatās a terrible idea.
[text:]Ā youāre a terrible idea.
[text:]Ā what, pray tell, the fuck
[text:]Ā sorry my batteryās on 96% i gtg
[text:]Ā do you have anything else to tell me? bc well your horoscope said that youāre keeping secrets so like idk i donāt wanna call you a liar but the stars donāt lie idk
[text:]Ā the only fetish iām into is attentionā
[text:]Ā dogs are better than boys & thatās just a fact idc what u thinkā
[text:]Ā weāre talking about me now. so can you please not. thanks. anyway back to me.ā
[text:]Ā hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass????ā
[text:]Ā i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with meā
[text:]Ā when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, & iām convinced he came up with it on the spot.ā
[text:]Ā are you going to be a bitch your whole life?ā
[text:]Ā we had sex but it wasnāt that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldnāt stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked āso what do you wantā & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao
[text:]Ā wym āfuckerā isnāt a term of endearment
[text:] i swear if i see your typing bubble before i finish iām gonna have a fit
[text:] fuck you i do wtf i want
[text:] i know iām a horrible roommate/part of why u canāt trust men but itās 5 am so shut the fuck up
[text:] hey just wanted 2 let u know iām beautiful. thank you & good night.