today we eat gay for lunch

JINU ☠️

Pet Names He Calls You:

• Love - Always “Love.” Said low, steady, and sincere. The kind of word that sounds like a promise, not a nickname. It comes naturally when he’s grounding himself — saying goodbye, checking on you, reassuring you

• Sweetheart - He doesn’t use it often — only when you’ve fallen asleep on his chest, when you’re being adorably shy or when he feels a little softer

• Trouble - When you surprise him (like sneak a kiss while he’s reading), you’re his calm and his chaos all in one. It comes with that small smirk that gives him away completely

Pet Names He Likes to Be Called:

• Darling - He’ll never admit it, but it makes him weak. You call him that once and he literally goes still

• My Love - If you ever use it, his entire internal system shuts down. His ears go pink

Things You Do That Break His Brain:

• When you hold his face gently and brush your thumb across his cheekbone. He forgets how to breathe

• Running your fingers through his hair when he’s reading. His book drops every time

• Hugging him from behind while he’s cooking — that quiet domestic warmth short-circuits him

• Whispering his name softly against his neck. He goes statue-still

• Fixing his tie before a public event. You don’t know it, but he stares at you for the next five minutes straight

• When you say “You look handsome today,” he always pretends not to hear… but he smiles the rest of the day

MYSTERY 🕸️

Pet Names He Calls You:

• My Heart - The gentlest tone imaginable. It often slips out when he’s comforting you

• Starlight - When you’re in dim light — he says it like he’s in awe. Or happens when you’re lost in thought, not realizing he’s watching

• Sweetie - Classic, quiet, and deeply meaningful. This is how he signs letters, notes, or texts. Always

Pet Names He Likes to Be Called:

• Love - He doesn’t admit it, but hearing it from you makes him freeze

• Beautiful - If you whisper it when he’s half-asleep, he’ll turn his face into the pillow to hide his blush

Things You Do That Break His Brain:

• Playing with the nape of his neck when he’s reading or drawing. He just… stops

• Brushing your thumb over his lower lip absentmindedly

• Fixing his collar or smoothing his jacket. He stares at you like you hung the moon

• Resting your forehead against his in silence

• When you tuck his hair behind his ear gently, he goes red instantly

• Whispering “I love you” so softly he’s not sure he heard it right.

ABBY 🎃

Pet Names He Calls You:

• Babe - 90% of the time. It's just casual — every sentence, every text

• Angel - when you’re being sweet. It happens for example when you take care of him or buy him snacks

• Sunshine/Honey - depending on his mood. Also when you’re wearing bright colors or smiling big. And for when you’re mad but cute. He’s laughing too much to be scared

• Hot stuff - Once called you that during a live and immediately turned red when fans heard it

Pet Names He Likes to Be Called:

• Babe - He likes it but if you call him honey or my boy, his brain bluescreens

• Sweetheart - Call him that when he’s rambling, and he’ll forget what he was saying

Things You Do That Break His Brain:

• Stroking his hair while he’s talking — he’ll stop mid-sentence and blink

• Kissing the corner of his mouth unexpectedly. He’ll go completely still, then laugh nervously

• Playing with the rings on his fingers. He melts

• Curling up beside him when he’s watching a movie — especially if you fall asleep on him

• Saying his name softly. Instant shiver

• Sending him voice notes that start with, “Hey handsome.” He replays them way too many times.

ROMANCE 👻

Pet Names He Calls You:

• Beloved - Always his default. Feels ancient and sacred. Every morning greeting and every goodnight

• My Muse - It's rare, but he says it like a confession. He uses it when you inspire him — even when you’re just laughing over something dumb

• Darling - Too pretty to be real

• Precious - Reserved for when you’re tired or vulnerable. He says it when you’re asleep, mumbled into your hair

Pet Names He Likes to Be Called:

• Honey - He adores when you call him that. His eyes light up, every time

• My love - this is his undoing. He melts. Full stop

Things You Do That Break His Brain:

• Touching his jaw or cheek softly while he’s talking — he loses his sentence

• Adjusting his collar or tie. He swallows hard every time

• Running your hand through his hair while he’s resting his head in your lap

• Kissing the corner of his mouth instead of his lips — gentle, teasing, affectionate

• Laughing with your head thrown back; he stares like you’re made of light

• Saying his name softly, followed by a quiet “thank you.” He feels that one deep in his chest

BABY 😈

Pet Names He Calls You:

• Baby - Because he insists he’s “Baby,” but you’re “baby-baby”. He uses it constantly and randomly

• Cutie/Snugglebug - It's rare, but always makes you laugh

• My Everything - When he’s feeling dramatic. It only slips out when he’s emotional or you’ve done something that makes his chest tight — like saying “I’m proud of you.”

Pet Names He Likes to Be Called:

• My Baby - He loves when you call him that. He beams

• Sweetheart - Makes him giggle and hide his face

Things You Do That Break His Brain:

• Kissing his forehead. He instantly short-circuits

• Resting your hand on his cheek and saying, “You’re my favorite.” He squeaks

• Tugging gently on his hoodie string while looking at him. He blushes so hard

• Playing with his hair while talking — he just nods at everything you say, completely zoned out

• Cupping his face between both hands and squishing his cheeks. He can’t even form words

• Whispering “I missed you” after a long day. He freezes, then hugs you like you’ll disappear

• Wearing his hoodie — it completely ends him. His entire demon brain goes mush