Shadowed Hearts

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TERESA PALMER for Byrdie (2015)

my internet isn’t working so i called customer service and you answered and instead of sitting in awkward silence while things load you strike up a really funny conversation with me and now i don’t want to hang up?

you came into the store i work at looking for something and i had no idea where it was so we bonded over this impromptu scavenger hunt and now you’re always out shopping for something just to see me

while waiting outside our classroom i asked what the homework was to which you replied “we had homework!?” and now we always wait outside the classroom together… also you always copy my homework

we volunteered to sell sandwiches to raise money for the school and i know we literally just met but you’re the most adorable dork i’ve ever met that laughs at all my stupid jokes and i could probably stare at your smile forever i think i’m in love with you??

you’re the funniest (and cutest) guy in class so one day i strike up a conversation with you in the corridor only to realize you’re actually very sweet and sensitive and you write poetry??? roses are red, violets are blue, i think i may be in love you

you’re this really cool, hot chick in class who’s also super smart and artistic and i’ve been pining over you for weeks and now we’re partnered for a project and you’re actually super fucking funny??? but you have a boyfriend so instead we just become best friends and now i’m honestly so glad i was stupidly gay for you that one time

you’re this really funny blog i follow that’s super fucking popular and i made a post about you and you actually responded??? i’m deceased??? now we’re best friends that talk every single day and we might even be a little gay for each other and i can’t even believe i was merely a follower of yours once

you’re this fairly popular viner/youtuber and i ran into you while on vacation and when i offered you a handshake you gave me a hug and followed my twitter so now we dm each other and every time i visit your live streams you always excitedly greet me and i feel so special!!!!

i wanted to catfish you as a joke but oh shit i think i’m actually falling for you ??

we were supposed to meet our dates at the same time at the same cafe so we thought we were our dates. then they arrive but i think i like you so much better so let’s just ditch them instead

i misunderstood our date as a one night stand so i greet you in my underwear but you brought…flowers?

i hit the like button because i thought you were looking for same sex friends but when we met you start to get touchy and flirty and shit i think i might like it?

you’re the quiet kid in class but you have a semi-nude on your tinder profile and now i’m trying to get that side of you out when i see you in person

our profile pics were faceless but we’re actual soulmates. but when we meet i find out you’re mortal enemy from work/school

you seemed like a complete normal person on your profile but when we meet i find out you are completely unconventional and have the weirdest interests or kinks. i’m not sure if i like it or not

including bi/pan girls bc we deserve some love! not including cheating or other gross stuff bc we deserve better!

i’m checking something on my boyfriend’s phone and he’s been texting another girl?? who thinks he’s her boyfriend??? we should definitely meet up to discuss how to take him down (and see if you’re as cute irl as you are in your pictures please tell me you like girls too)

we’re the two best cheerleaders on our squad and we’re constantly fighting for the top spot; we definitely hate each other so why are we making out?

i’m out + proud and you’re a smol questioning bb, i’m trying to help you accept yourself but i’m accidentally falling in love with you oops?

i had a crush on you in middle school but you always said you were straight. we just ran into each other again and apparently you like girls now? i have literally no idea how to deal with this help

i’m a bridesmaid at my friend’s wedding and how dare they not tell me that one of the other bridesmaids is gay?? wait was that the point are they trying to get us together should we prove them right or wrong

we’re roommates and you came home early to find me rocking out to Girls like Girls, She Keeps Me Warm, Girls/Girls/Boys, or some other obviously queer song, surprise I’m gay?

you’re dating one of my gang members, but i’m the boss and i know how to please you better.

i stole your car and the police isn’t doing anything so you decided to track me down yourself and you found me, but whatcha gonna do, i went through your stuff so i know all your secrets.

you’re a heavy criminal or something idek and we hooked up a while ago but fuck, i owe my drug dealer money and i really pissed him off bc that’s what i do and now i need you to help me otherwise i’m gonna be dead and you actually know what ur doing so.

we’re gang members but the rule is we’re not allowed to date people inside the gang, but there’s a lot of sexual tension between us and then all of a sudden we have to take care of something together bc the boss says so and if you kiss me i’m gonna fucking kill you, but pls do.

your dad is my biggest enemy in the crime world and you’re a straight-up rebel, so to piss him off you decide to sleep with me and wow, it was fucking amazing, but now your dad is out to kill me so what now.

you’re a criminal and even though i’m a pretty good person we’re still dating and then you get caught and end up in prison and everyone that you owe money/drugs/etc from now comes to attack me and it’s a few years later when you get out and come to see me only to find out that nothing’s the same. (either i became a criminal/dealer myself or a prostitute/stripper bc i needed the money or i changed my name, moved away and gave birth to a child that’s yours)

we’re two thieves who literally can’t stand each other bc we’re each others biggest competitors so we have a stealing war with each other to prove that i’m the best in what we do and it doesn’t stop at just stealing objects (girl/boyfriends, friends, jobs, name it!)

we’re lovers and we decided to rob a gas station together bc we needed the money and holy shit, we got a lot more cash than we expected, but oh shit turns out this business was actually really shady and now there’s a whole gang after us that’s trying to kill us to get their whitewashed money back.

we’re just normal people and we’ve been going out for a few months and it’s pretty clear to me that you’re keeping something from me but i can’t put my finger on it and all of a sudden i get kidnapped and it’s really fucking scary bc they look dangerous as fuck and they keep asking me the weirdest questions about you and wait what, it turns out you make drugs/sell guns/whitewash money/whatever ?!? and of course you come in and rescue me and i’m super relieved, but now i don’t know if i should be mad or turned on about it all.