Shut Up

                              Somebody sat on me again

“So basically you’re a famous person, right? Because you’re royalty?”

“Uh, royalty yes. Famous, I wouldn’t say so. I mean, most people don’t know where Genovia is so...”

                                    He rode up on his motorcycle                                 looking like a Deaf James Dean.

“Y e a h, I don’t know much about that country. Is that a real country? Do you know the Queen then?”

“It’s real. It’s in Europe, actually. Nice place... Do I know - Uh, yeah. I do. I guess it’s not really a secret anymore.”

Mia Thermopolis Hair + Hat Porn | The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

                                                 one     step    ahead.

“Good to meet you. And sure, that’ll be no problem… But, a ball? What, are you Cinderella?”

“Uh...no. Not quite Cinderella. Similar, kind of. I guess. It’s not important.    Anyways, dance lessons. You could come to my place? Or, it might have to be my grandma’s place. That way she won’t make me take extra lessons when I see her. Oh, fair warning I’ve injured people whilst slow dancing. ”

“Well, I could teach you? Depending on what kind of dancing you need to do. I can’t do street dance to save my life.                                                   I‘m Jez.”

“    Wait, seriously? That would be amazing,      though no street dance, it’s just..slow,      waltz-y stuff. The kind you’d do at a ball.            I’m Mia!”

                                and I’d use it just to laugh.”

“Oh, cheers! I try. Lots and lots of lessons.”

“God knows I could do with a few of those. Considering just how much dancing I have to do these days.”

"I would never sass you, Grandma!"

“Go on then, I’d love to hear one of your impressions. Do someone like the Queen?”

“Weell, most people don’t know too much  about the country but I can do a pretty spot on impression of - ”  initiate ‘grandma voice’ -  “The Queen of Genovia, who simply saunters  around complaining about being late for things        like a meeting with Spain and Italy.’’