Geralt

“Merry crisis.”

“I can’t swim.”

“I smell like beef.“

“That was legitness.“

“Come get y’all juice.“

“Chipotle is my liiiiiife.”

“He needs some milk!“

“What are thooooose?”

“Hi, welcome to Chili’s.”

“What the FUCK is up??”

“(Name), is that a WEED?”

“That’s why you’re my bud.”

“It’s a avocadooo… thanks.”

“Look at all those chickens!“

“And they were roommates!”

“I wanna be a cowboy, baby!”

“Bitch, I hope the fuck you do.“

“I brought you Myrrh… Mur-dur!“

“’Pretty cute’? I’m a GODDESS.”

“I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!”

“Oh my god, they were roommates!”

“How much did you pay for that taco?“

“Lipstick? In my Valentino white bag?!“

“You try’na fight? Hold my breadsticks!”

“A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.“

“Stoooop! I coulda dropped my croissant!”

“Who opened that? Devil car! DEVIL CAR!”

“What’s better than this? Guys bein dudes.“

“Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!“

“I burnt my entire house to the ground, so…”

“This is the dollar store, how good can it be?“

“I look good in black and I’m willing to suffer.”

“Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?“

“What the fuck, is this allowed? Is this allowed?”

“I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger.”

“Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does.“

“I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.“

“My resting heart rate registers as a panic attack.”

“I’m an adult. I do grownup things. Independence.”

“So, I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.“

“I thought you were bae… turns out you’re just fam.”

“Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.“

“I love you, bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop lovin’ you, bitch.“

“Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of garbage!”

“I ate half a stick of butter… for breakfast. So, it’s pretty bad.”

“This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you.“

“Two brooos chillin’ in a hot tub, 5 feet apart ‘cuz they’re not gay.”

“My liver says ‘Thank God’, but my heart says ‘please… not yet’.”

“All these ghosts, ALL these ghosts… and I still can’t find a boo. “

“What up, I’m (name), I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.“

“Go to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha-freesha-vaca-do.”

“Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog… RUFF. You know?“

“Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looord.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t see you there. I was too busy, hmmm, blocking out the haters.”

“Next time you put your fuckin’ hands on me, imma fuckin’ rip your face off, bitch.“

“When will you learn? When will you learn that your actions have consequences!?“

“Why the fuck you lyin’? Why you always lyin’? Mmmm, oh my god, stop fucking lyin’!”

“He looked so pitiful!“

“There is evil in your heart.“

“You might want to take a bath.”

“You followed me. How dare you!“

“Are you saying I look like a toad?“

“Destinies are troublesome things.“

“I couldn’t watch everyone’s grief…”

“I believe in the world you will build.“

“The only rule is… there are no rules.“

“You look very handsome… the perfect bait.“

“You’re learning. Slowly, but you’re learning.”

“I trust in your destiny… just trust in yourself.“

“I was wrong. Coming here was a great idea.“

“I know what you did. You tried to poison me!“

“Oh, maybe something you said gave it away.“

“You need to be more in touch with the people.“

“You know, you’ve got a lot of nerve for a wimp.“

“I am so sorry for everything you’ve been through.“

“No harm will come to you, I can promise you that.”

“But believe me, I have seen the evils in this world.“

“Some choices are easy. Some stay with you forever.”

“I hope, in time, we will both find the love we deserve.“

“You should get out of here while you have the chance.“

“I know where we’re going. I just can’t tell you, that’s all.“

“I can see deep into your heart. It is cold, cold as stone.“

“She is the darkness to your light, the hatred to your love.“

“Trust me, when I am threatening you, you’ll know about it.”

“If you really want to know what I think? I think you’re mad.“

“Let’s be honest, you couldn’t kill me even if you wanted to.“

“I know. But you’re playing with things that are beyond you.“

“Well, I may be a wimp, but at least I’m not a… dollop-head.“

“I think we’ve no chance, but I wouldn’t miss it for the world.”

“This is what happens when you spend all day in the tavern.“

“I swore that one day I would repay you. Now is the moment.”

“You play it so well, you’ve fooled him… but you don’t fool me.“

“Well, I wouldn’t expect you to understand. You’re not a knight.”

“He believes I’ve changed. Soon he will see exactly how much.“

“One day you’ll be strong enough to take my crown, but not yet.“

“You shouldn’t have come back for me. What were you thinking?“

“You know, you couldn’t keep a secret if your life depended on it!”

“The problem is that you wish to talk, but you don’t wish to listen.”

“I don’t know, you were the only person who knew where we were.“

“Well, if it means I don’t get clobbered ‘round the head, I’m glad of it.“

“You’d do well, (name), to stay out of things that do not concern you.“

“I’ve never killed a man before. I just wanted to feel… what it was like.“

“Because I don’t understand how anyone would want to hurt their friends.“

“You are an arrogant prat, with the brain of a donkey and a face of a toad!“

“Standing here, seeing so many happy faces… it almost seems like a dream.“

“What are you planning? And don’t even think about lying, I know you too well.”

“I promise you that, in the future, I will give you the love and respect you deserve.”

“There’s no better place to measure the mood of your people than the local tavern.“

“From everyone else’s perspective, apart from yours and mine, it’s completely insane.“

“I understand. You were just trying to protect your friends. I would have done the same.“

“It’s lonely… to be more powerful than any man you know and have to live like a shadow.”

“I have fought alongside you many times. There is no other person I would rather die for.“

“Even though I was a commoner and a nobody, you were willing to lay down your life for me.”

“It was the middle of the night. I was worried. I thought you might be in some sort of trouble.”

“No, no. That’s all that I’ve done for the past year, sit. And pray that you hadn’t given up on me.“

“This is madness. She has been missing for more than a year now. When are you going to stop?“

“To see one of your own kin die is never an easy thing, but all great struggles demand sacrifice.“

“You don’t know how much I regret everything that I’ve done! I just… I hope that you can forgive me.“

“Nobility is defined by what you do, and not by who you are, and these men… are anything but.”

“This is one of those moments where I tell you something isn’t a good idea and you ignore me, isn’t it?“

“Oh, but they do concern me, because they’re my friends too, and I’ll do whatever it takes… to protect them.“

“You don’t know what it’s like to be an outsider… to be ashamed of how you were born, to have to hide who you are.”

“If I don’t know where we’re going, how do I know what to pack? Will it be hot, will it be cold, will it be wet, will it be dry?“

“You’re hopeless at a lot of things. Well, most thing, in fact. But, very occasionally, quite by accident, you say something useful.”

“There are times where you display a sort of, I don’t know what it is. I don’t want to say… it’s not wisdom, but, yes. That’s what it is.”

“Yesterday, amongst all your gibberish, you said something that, if I didn’t know you, I’d be completely fooled into thinking you were… wise.”

“In the wrong hands, this sword can do great evil. You must promise me that, once it’s task is done, you will place is where none can wield it.”