J A N E T *

“WELL IT’S STILL WEIRD.” she means all of it, it’s all weird. “about that — the good place. how exactly, i mean i’m not complaining - i’d rather be up here than,“ a thumb points downwards, making a fart noise with her mouth, "but, uh — HOW?” 

All normal questions, according to Janet. Mortal curiosity is inevitable &. she’s here to answer any inquiries residents might have.

                   how frustrating. billy pauses as though considering the latter option but is quick to dismiss it with a wave of his hand. “no, no. i’ll just scream into a pillow as usual.” give him a moment for the melodramatic attitude to fade. “you can get INDIGESTION?” 

* ACTUALLY,  I can’t technically eat anything- so it’s more like a really bad stomachache. 

DING ! 

* YOU look confused. Can I help? I have literally all the knowledge in the universe. 

* OF course I can ,  Michael !   All Janets come fully equipped with construction modules !  Just give me the design and i’ll see what I can do. Oh -  I can also test structural stability. 

* ELEANOR , you seem upset. Is there anything I can do? - 

A pause, trademark smile still present on Janet’s features.