she’s the man sentence meme
feel free to adjust the pronouns and things to fit your muse!
“i mean, when we first started going out, you couldn’t kiss at all.”
“we wanna try out for the boys’ team.”
“you and your brother look scary alike from the back. i think it’s your total lack of curves.”
“does he have your number? 1-800-bitch?”
“sorry, i have a strict no ruffles policy.”
“inside every girl, there’s a boy. …that came out wrong but you know what i mean.”
“i can do this. i am a dude! i’m a hunky dude! i’m a badass hunky dude!”
“i’m allergic to the sun.”
“girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours.”
“don’t let her get too close, she’ll recgonize you!”
“and when my eyes are closed, i see you for what you really are, which ugly!”
“because that would be my very first instinct, to feed the tarantula.”
“i think you’re the first guy at this school that hasn’t tried anything with me.”
“okay, that was creepy! you actually sounded like a girl just then!”
“hey, i’m working the kissing booth! come and see me?”
“you look like such a lady! it’s a miracle!”
“maybe you could come tonight to…keep an eye on me.”
“screw you guys! i hate high school!”
“_____, darling, remember, chew like you have a secret.”
“i’m gonna kiss him so passionately that even the people he hates will feel pleasure.”
“why is it that i always find you in the middle of a tussle?”
“heels are a male invention to make a women’s butt look smaller! and make it harder for them to run away.”
“have you ever tried to run away in high heels? not easy.”
“why are you wearing my uniform?”
“is it just me or does this soccer game have more nudity than most?”
“i know i should’ve told you who i was but i was afraid.”
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