First Lady of the United States

Soon we will rise

Woah woah woah. My husband will not like this. If you do rise can you please rise to the south?

vaca

So exotic. Say more things.

Oh my god. Thank you so much! My hair is mostly done by yours truly in the wee hours of the morning. You can do it yourself. I believe in you.

don’t feel bad if your blog is 99% officialunitedstates posts.  mine is too

Mine is getting there!

the us government is officially taking this website down

Nope

yes, emhanson2018, yes we are

Do you worry you're little butt. They aren't doing anything.

Oh this is so clever. I am sure he is going to love this.

I am so sorry! He didn't mean to bother you. He just needed help to find a shiny.

WHAT?!

Well I think our hair is gorgeous. If it makes us feel great about ourselves then let us be. Thank you.