Edgy gamers: Cozy games are crashing out & they suck
Meanwhile, Pokopia:
xD Anyway I covered some of the popular ones but I know there's more. Any I missed? ALS0: Not sure if the some of these such as the Atelier series or Tomodachi Life are considered cozy, pretty sure they're not, but I get semi-semi-cozy vibes from them, & they are often very girly, & one could argue that a lot of cozy gamers are girls, so. (Cause girls have better taste, I mean shoujo > shounen & jousei > seinen so xD)
I haven't played all of these games !! I just added the ones I know. All of the ones I made look really nice, though !! Stamp template by Gasara !
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Ok so the thought is that since Caine has a little sketchbook, he starts drawing Y/n over and over again and has a bunch of candid Polaroids thatâs he keeps in his desk
But obvs we just have to find them đ and heâs super embarrassed but Y/n praises him for doing a good job and some fluffy stuff ensues đŠ
Caine seemed to be quieter than usual. Always keeping his head- teeth, stuck in his notebook. You assumed he was just drawing bees or something to do with an adventure.
There were also these strange flashes that you noticed from the corner of your eye whenever you hung out with him but when you asked him he chalked it up to being a "digital hallucination." You didn't believe him, though you figured he wouldn't lie in a way that was purposely malicious.
Then you found it.
After one of the adventures he had each member meet in his office to give him positive feedback. He left you alone briefly after entering the room because he could, "hear Bubble smoking a rolled up Spanish flag!" The way he tugged at his collar and avoided eye contact gave away that it was a poorly crafted excuse.
Naturally that leads to you snooping. Why wouldn't you?
What you found though was far too adorable to slip through the cracks. You gather up the drawings and Polaroids of yourself and look through them on the desk. They were cartoony, somehow more so than your current character model and the page was covered in hearts, stars, and the occasional bee.
Your favorite of all the pieces was one of you and Caine holding hands. It was so innocent, likely conceived on what little understanding he had of human relationships, but it was a wish that cried out from the confines of its page.
"WOAH!" Caine jumps in front of you, taking a full body slam onto the desk to cover all the pictures, "How did- How did this get here?" Caine adjusts his pose, still laying on the desk, jaw rested tensely on his fist, trying to feigh relaxation, "I-I'm asking because I've totally never seen any of these items before!"
"Why would they be at your desk then?"
He looks around nervously, likely for another excuse,"BUBBLE!!! This was absolutely 100% Bubbles doing and no one else!"
"Bubble is a very talented artist then." You smile knowingly.
"Yes, yes, I'll tell them to immediately stop drawing you right away-" he pauses and looks back at you, "Wait what?"
"I said Bubbles is a talented artist." You hold up the piece you declared your favorite, "This one speaks to me the most. Though I don't quite understand why Bubble drew us holding hands."
"Ha ha... You know Bubble! Always doing the strangest things!"
"Caine."
"Y-Yes my bubbling bullfrog?"
"Bubble doesn't have hands."
"He has... teeth."
You deadpan him.
"FINE! It was me! I'm the culprit - lock me up and throw away the key!" He falls onto you dramatically.
"Didn't know you were into that." You help prop him back up, helping him get seated facing you on the desk.
He swings his legs.
"Into what?"
"Nevermind. Really though, I like your drawings." You hold your favorite closer to you, "Can I keep this one?"
His legs stop swinging.
"You... like them?"
"Okay fine, I love them. They're cute," You boop the top of his gums, "like you."
His eyes dilate so much you can practically see your reflection in them.
"Well I-I-! I love you too! " He throws confetti in the air, then realizes you said he was cute not that you love him, "Wait no, that wasn't-" he makes a noise between a laugh and whine, "You know me, always being, I-I mean- I- I DRAW YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FAVORITE!"
His teeth clench shut and silence hangs in the air. He slowly opens them again to your taken back expression. The upper set of teeth crease in panic.
He taps his fingers together.
"I didn't-"
"Can I keep it?"
He interlaces his finger tightly, "Yes it's yours!" Like his hypothetical heart.
You take his hand and gently squeeze it, "Thanks, Caine." You come closer to whisper where his ear would be if he had any,
"Don't tell anyone but you're my favorite too."
You wave and walk out the office, his eyes glued to you the entire time.
NGH! SQUEEZE ME IN THAT FULL NELSON, ENJIN! (HARDER!)
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> SIZE: 1,6k
> RATING: +18
> SCENARIO: "telling Enjin heâs too gentle in bed... what could possibly go wrong?"
> CONTENT: no y/n usage, established couple, fem/afab!reader, enjin x reader, smvt, protective!enjin, possesive!enjin, ENJIN PET NAME (predominantly calling reader "BABE"), softie turned fer4l, ENJIN IS A YAPPERRRRRRRRR, MANHANDLING, rough, choking, face slapping (consensual/light), FULL NELSON, kitchen table, CREAMPIES, RAWWWW, praise talk, dirty talk, breeding mentions, p drunk!enjin, hair pulling (reader to enjin), height difference, size difference, aftercare (bridal carry/bath), slight plot, swearing.
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For weeks, youâd been craving something else.
You were tired of the routine, the protective, gentle way he touched you like you were made of glass.
You wanted him to stop being the "gentle guy" and just fuck you like he was absolutely pissed off at you.
âYou know, Enjin⌠for a guy who talks so much, youâre kinda lackluster where it counts.â
Enjin stopped mid-pour.
The coffee pot just hovered there. He turned his head slowly, hair falling over those sharp eyes, giving you a look of pure, flat-out disbelief.
âLackluster? Lackluster?!â He repeated it like the word was a personal insult. He set the pot down with a heavy clink. âBabe, you trippin'. I know for a fact I spend half my nights makinâ sure youâre screaminâ my name so loud the neighbors know it.â
You just shrugged, leaning back against the counter and giving him a slow, head-to-toe look that said âprove it.â Your heart was going a mile a minute, but you kept your face bored.
âMaybe⌠youâre just a softie, like a gentle giant. Itâs⌠cute. But itâs a little boring sometimes.â
Enjinâs jaw tightened. You could see the pulse jumping in his tattooed neck. He let out a low chuckle.
âA softie? Boring?â
He was across the kitchen in two steps, looming over you. He tucked a strand of hair behind your ear, but his thumb stayed there, pressing into your jaw.
âYou really askin' for it today, ain't ya? â You met his gaze, golden eyes sparking.
ââŚJust sayinâ.â
Enjinâs eyes went dark.
âAlright then. You really wanna see what happens when I stop playin' nice?â
He didn't wait for an answer. He lunged, his handârough and bigâclamping around your throat. Not enough to hurt, just enough to pin you against the kitchen table.
âDonât say I didn't warn ya, babe. âCause now Iâm gonna fuck that attitude right out of you!â
Oh.
[...]
The kitchen table was creakingâscreechingâunder the weight of his aggression.
Enjin has you hiked up, back to his chest. His beefy arms are locked under yours in a punishing full nelson, forcing your spine to arch until your tits are practically pointing at the ceiling.
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
âYeahâh-hahânot so soft now... is it, babe?!â Enjin rasps, his words broken by sharp, ragged gasps for air against your ear.
Heâs slamming into you, but he canât stop talking, the words spilling out like hes got no filter left.
âLook at ya... look how you shakin' for a 'softie', huh?! Thought I was boring? Thought I was just some gentle giant?! hah⌠Nah, babe, you knew exactly what was comin' when you opened that mouth!â
You could feel his thighs, braced against yours to keep you from sliding. His hands were interlaced behind your neck, trapping you, making you feel every single thick, veiny inch as it slid in and out. His stomach smacked against your ass with a wet, heavy slap-slap-slap.
The sound was disgustingâwet and loud in the quiet kitchen. The stubble on his chin scratched your neck as he buried his face there, inhaling your scent like he was starving. Spit dripped from your lip onto the wood every time he hit your cervix with a thud that made your vision go blurry.
âLook at the messâfuckâLook at the mess you makin!â he wheezed, hot breath scorching your skin.
âYou soppin' wet, babe. Slippin' all over the place... huff... you so damn tight, it's like you tryna trap me inside ya. Don't let go, yeah? Just like that... take every bit of it.â
He was huge.
Raw, he felt twice as wide, stretching you until you were sure youâd split. Every vein on his shaft was scraping your walls, hitting spots you didn't even know you had.
Squish. Slap. Squish.
âE-Enjin... hah... please... can't... I can't think...â you sob, your head lolling back against his shoulder.
âPlease what? Hah?! Speak up, babe!â He snarls, stretching you apart so he can watch himself slide back in, doooooown to the hilt. âYou wanted it hard, didnât ya?! Keep that same energy! Talk that shit now! You like that?! You like how I'm doin' ya right now?!â
âYes!⌠L-love it... uuungh... so deep... Enjin, more...â you mumble, your fingers digging into the ink on his forearms, barely able to form the words.
Thud-thud-thud.
âYeah, pretty,â he mutters, his blonde hair damp with sweat and tickling your cheek. âYou so pretty⌠hah⌠and you all mine. You hear me? All mine, babe.â
He lets go of your neck for a second, reaching around to cup your face, tilting your head back so you have to look at him. He gives you a couple of light, sharp slaps on the cheekâjust enough to make your skin sting and your brain snap back to the moment.
âHeyâ look at me!â he commands, his voice cracking. âStay with me, babe. Don't go fadin' out yet. I need you... to feel... every... bit of this.â
He gives you another soft, rhythmic tap on your face. Your eyes were rolling to the back of your head, catching only glimpses of his golden stare.
âHow many times... huff... is that now, huh? Hah... You lost count? Tell me! Tell me how many times I make you cum already?! Count 'em for me, babe!"
âI... I don't... hah... three? Four? I... Enjin, Iâm gonna... ungh...â you sobbed, head shaking frantically as another wave of pleasure crashed over you.
âThatâs what I thought!â he growled, his grip tightening behind your neck as he pulled you even tighter against his sweat-slicked, tattooed chest. âGuess Iâll just have to keep goinâ until you forget your own name, too!â
He slowed downâa torturous, wet dragâonly to give you a long, deep grind.
âSay it! Tell me you love meâŚuugh⌠Tell me you love every fuckin' inch of me right now! Say it... hah... say it, babe!â
âI⌠i love youâ please, just shut up and fuck me...!â
Enjin let out a loud, raspy bark of a laugh, and those deep dimples flashed in his cheeks as he looked at you.
âShut up?! HahâŚ! Nah, babe, you don't get to tell me to shut up when you lookin' this good! I gotta tell ya... I gotta say it... your pussy is literally the best thing Iâve ever felt in my life! Itâs like it was made just for me, you hear?!â
He was driving into you so hard that the sweat started working against him.
Slap. Slap. Slap
Your skin was too slick, and for a split second, his grip faltered. You began to slide forward, but you instinctively reached back, your fingers catching the thick strands of his hair right at the roots. You yanked him hard, anchoring yourself against him, forcing his hips to stay locked against yours as you tilted your head back, gasping for air.
âYeah... holy shitâ grab on, babe! Grip it just like that! Don't you dare let go!â
His eyes were blown wide as his hands moved to pin yours against his body, ensuring you couldn't slip again.
âThat's it... hold me right there! God, you feelin' so damn good, I'm 'bout to lose my mind!âŚungh...â he groans, a deep sound from the back of his throat. âYou gon' take all of it! Raw! Every damn drop! Squeeeeeze me, babe. Squeeze me like you mean it! Fuckkkâ!â
He pulled back just an inch, then plunged deep again with a final, guttural shout. You felt a hot, heavy gush flood into your deepest core, filling you, stretching you, burning inside you. He was pouring himself into you, claiming every last inch of your wet, spasming body.
Enjin stayed buried inside you for what felt like an eternity, his forehead pressed hard against the crook of your neck.
Both of you were just⌠wrecked. The only sound in the kitchen was the ragged, syncopated rhythm of your breathingâloud, wet, and heavy in the humid air.
Slowly, he pulled out. The sound was a pathetic, sticky schlorp that made you whimper, feeling suddenly cold and empty. Your arms, still locked in that position, finally went slack as he released your body.
You slumped onto the table, cheek pressing against the damp wood.
âMan⌠hah⌠phewâŚâ Enjin wheezed, wiping sweat from his chin. âSeriously... huff... remind me to find out who made this table. I gotta send âem a thank you note or somethin'. Any other wouldâve snapped in half ten minutes ago. Best damn... hah... investment we ever made!â
You let out a weak, broken chuckle. âIâm glad⌠huff⌠youâre worried about the furniture⌠while I canât even feel my toes.â
He looked at the absolute disaster of the kitchenâthe spilled coffee, the smears on the table, the puddles on the floor.
You tried to push yourself up, but your knees just buckled, a soft "oh" escaping your lips.
âWhoa, whoa! Easy there!â
Before you could hit the floor, Enjin scooped you up into a bridal carry.
âGirl, you a straight up mess... sooooo pretty,â he murmured, the smell of tobacco and perfume lingering on his skin. âYou alright? For real? I didn't actually break ya, did I?â
âYeah,â you breathed. âYou definitely⌠finished the job, Enjin.â
He grinned, walking toward the hallway. âDamn right I did. Never doubt a pro, remember?â
He set you down by the tub and turned on the water. âNow, get in. Go hit the shower before you catch a cold. And Iâll have that kitchen lookin' brand new by the time you done scrubbin' off.â
You watched him from the doorway.
âYouâre really gonna clean all that up by yourself?â
âOf course, babe! I said I got it, didn't I?â He paused at the door. âBesides⌠the sooner that table's clean, the sooner we can see if it'll handle a second roundâ
âEnjin, no!â
âWeâll see, babe! Weâll see!â
> END_OF_FILE.
[ A/N: GODDD THIS MAN DRIVES ME CRAZYYYYYYYYY YOU HAVE NO IDEA, btw go check my tiktokkkk (@ suki_miuu) sometimes i post headcanons and⌠stuff lol
also pls comment n interact w me so i can keep improving my ficsss đŤś
also the fic is heavily inspired by p power by gunna & drake, and i really tried to keep enjin as canon as possible cuz to me (enjin expert fr) heâs not like brute brute during it]
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PLEASEEE SOVA (nsfw) HEADCANNONS!!! there's barely any sova love...anything is okay with me!
â§ NSFW HEADCANONS â SOVA EDITION â§
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Űśŕ§ The Quiet Dom Type
â.á Silent but deadly â Sova doesnât need to speak often during sex. His touch, gaze, and subtle growls communicate more than enough. Heâs intensely focused, watching your reactions like a hawk, adjusting every motion until youâre trembling.
â.á Heâs a quiet dom, but when he does speak â itâs low, firm, accented, and often in Russian when heâs close or pissed. Expect cold commands like âOn your knees.â or âStay still.â followed by a low praise like âGood. Just like that.â
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Űśŕ§ Precision & Control
â.á Like his arrows, heâs precise â fingers that know how to touch, tease, and torment exactly where you need. He learns your body fast and memorizes it like a map.
â.á Teasing with control â heâll have you spread out, overstimulated, and begging before he even fucks you. Heâs calculated. He enjoys making you unravel before he lets himself go.
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Űśŕ§ Hunter Mentality
â.á The predator/prey dynamic is something he thrives in. He doesnât even need rope â his body language alone pins you down. That sharp stare? You know youâre done for when he looks at you like prey.
â.á He prefers taking his time â hunting you down in bed, slowly undressing you like heâs savoring each layer. He makes you feel seen, exposed, and wanted.
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Űśŕ§ Underneath the Ice
â.á Despite his cold, composed exterior, when he trusts you? Heâs possessive. He kisses deep, marks your thighs with his fingers, bites your shoulder just enough to bruise â especially when heâs jealous.
â.á His aftercare is silent but meaningful â cool cloth to clean you up, tucking you under his fur-lined jacket, soft stroking of your hair. He wonât say much, but he doesnât need to.
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Űśŕ§ Kinks & Preferences
â.á Bondage (light to moderate) â he likes watching you restrained, wrists tied behind your back or above your head, squirming.
â.á Praise kink (but only when earned) â âYou did so well for me, СаКка.â
â.á Temperature play â likes dragging something cold across your skin, just to see you gasp.
â.á Topping from behind â he loves the view, the grip, and the way he can lean over and whisper low threats in your ear.
â.á Eye contact â especially when heâs in control. His stare is piercing, hungry â he wants to see you fall apart for him.
(name): If I run and leap at William, he will catch me in his arms!
(name) runs and leaps at William
William: No no no! (name) I'm holding tea! drops the tea to catch (name)
_________________
(name): Look, letâs just agree to say âIâm sorryâ on the count of three.
(name): One, two, three.
(name):...
William:...
(name): See, now Iâm disappointed in both of us.
_________________
(name): Sorry, but you're under arrest for robbery.
William: What did I steal!?
(name), trying not to cry: My heart.
_________________
(name): Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
William: I never had one.
(name): An imagination or a childhood?
_________________
(name): Okay, truth or dare?
William: Truth.
(name): How many hours have you slept this week?
William:...
William:...Dare.
(name): Go to bed.
William: I donât like this game.
_________________
Note: None of these belongs to me. I just randomly found them and thought about doing something funny like this. You can find these quotes anywhere and everywhere.
Let's Talk About The Overlap Between Autism, ADHD, and Schizophrenia
I've been wanting to make a graph like this for awhile, about the overlap between these three disorders. Tagging @auschizm because it's highly related to that blog :D
Text transcribed below the cut because it's long!
Title: Can We Talk About The Overlap Between... AUTISM, ADHD, AND SCHIZOPHRENIA?
Description: You always hear people talking about AuDHD, but schizophrenia has the same if not more overlap with these disorders, and it's not talked about!
Let's start boosting schizophrenic people's voices. There's more to the disorder than just psychosis!
Graph based on my personal experience with schizophrenia, my experiences with autistic and ADHD communities, and the words of people with AuDHD themselves.
Made by @gray-gray-gray-gray on tumblr.
Schizophrenia Only
Typical age of onset between 15 and 54 years old
Before the onset/ first psychotic break, there is a "prodrome" where you have a drop in functioning
Reoccuring episodes of psychosis (Hallucinations, delusions, paranoia, etc)
Likely had less noticeable or covert symptoms pre-onset
Often daydreaming, 'in their own world', hyper-self-reflective, 'space cadet'
Autism Only
Need for familiarty & routine
Sudden disruptions to routine are highly distressing
ADHD Only
Craves new experiences & novelty
Autism & ADHD (AuDHD)
Interest-based nervous system (meaning attention & focus is activated based on personal interest, not how important something is)
Onset in very early childhood -- before age 12
Autism & Schizophrenia (Auschizm)
Self-soothing via repetitive behavior
Higher rates of catatonic symptoms
Social withdrawal or exclusion
Difficulties filtering speech
Flat affect
Alogia
Concrete and/or literal thinking
Higher rates of personality disorders, dissociative disorders, and trauma
Internally oriented behavior
Difficulties wording what they
want to say correctly & disorganized speech
Difficulties with insight into what is part of the disorder and what is neurotypial
ADHD & Schizophrenia (SchizoDHD)
Impulsivity & hard to sit still
Difficulties regulating attention & focus, also causing social cue difficulties
Difficulty keeping a daily routine
Jumping around or out of sequence speech
Forgetfulness
Failing to reach a clear end goal or point in speech
Less coherent progression from start to finish in stories
General difficulties with thinking clearly
Drawing blanks / losing train of thought often
Difficulties finding motivation to do things
Lots of energy some days, no energy other days
Troubles multitasking
Planning poorly or not at all
All Three
Stimming
Echolalia, echopraxia
Executive dysfunction
Sensory issues & overload
Emotional dysregulation
Interconnected/webbed thought
ND communication (infodumping, connecting ideas, shared interest bonding)
Increased risk of victimization
Hyperfixations
Higher rates of depression, anxiety, OCD, BFRBS, bipolar, suicidality, sleep issues, eating disorders, and substance abuse
Eye contact differences
Difficulties switching tasks
Masking
Hyperfocusing
Restlessness
Prone to boredom
Memory issues
Social situation difficulties
Time blindness
Difficulties with school, learning, and following tasks
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âAh sorry Iâm just dumbâ (having ADHD my whole life has meant that Iâve been criticised heavily for making mistakes that come part and parcel with the condition. Even the people I love most in the world have chastised me for mistakes that I spend much of my life worrying about and trying to avoid. Itâs much easier to tell you Iâm just a silly guy than explain to you that no matter how much effort, how much thought, how much stress I put into avoiding these same mistakes, I will keep making them over and over again. My brain is structurally built to thwart me throughout it all.)
(Reader is Butcher Kenâs wife and Mel and Breadheadâs Mama.)
⢠Being the wife of a mafia boss while being the mother of a human and a yeast golem is pure insanity, but when it comes to the love for your family, thereâs nothing you cannot handle.
⢠You mostly spend your days tending to The Whale Belly Butchershop while Ken and Mud are on their missions with the kids, but itâs not unheard of for you to join them.
⢠Mel would always be the first person to bounce into your arms after a successful killing mission, rambling about how awesome the trip was and how she helped the gang. She would always love hearing your words of praise after putting up with Kenâs endless bickering for her safety.
ââŚand then I used the chainsaw! Pretty cool, huh, mom?â
âOh-ho-ho! I wish I was there to see it, sweetie!â
⢠You would always quickly tend to Mel whenever she was injured after a mission.
⢠Like Ken, you were severely worried about your daughterâs safety, considering how you and your husband are the only people who know sheâs a human. Though, unlike him, youâre not as overprotective.
⢠And Mel absolutely loves you for that. She would often use you as leverage for winning arguments with her dad when it comes to her safety.
âMel, I always told you not to-!â
âOh, câmon, Ken! You never let me go outside on my own! Mom always lets me!â
âDONâT BRING YOUR MOTHER INTO THIS!â
⢠Breadhead is a total mamaâs boy and will always look forward to at least spending time with you every single day. The silly bread man just loves your guts. Youâve been nothing but sweet to him since he was a bun in the oven and heâs always willing to return the love.
⢠Anything his mama says, heâll do it. Do chores at work, heâll do it. Bring a souvenir from one of the missions, heâll do it. Cement the man that insulted your cooking, heâll do it.
⢠Just like how Mel wants Ken to be proud of her, Breadhead canât get enough of you being proud of him.
⢠There was a time when you joined the Smiling Dead on a mission and Breadhead was bubbling with excitement. He was twice as excited to fight with his mama and often turned to you for praise after brutally mutilating a random Rotling.
âMama, did you see that? Did you see what I did?â
âOf course, honey bun. Mamaâs so proud!â
âHeh heh! Mamaâs proud of me!â
⢠Even though you donât join missions, youâre just as insane and demented as the rest of the crew. Though you do a better job at hiding it than the others. Ken and Mud find you fun to be around because of this.
⢠Your kids would be busy ripping apart their latest victim and you would be just watching them, unfazed with a calm yet proud smile, completely splattered in the victims purple blood.
⢠Ken would always plan date nights with you whenever your schedule was open. Slow dancing in the closed butcher shop with soft music in the background was always his go-to for a romantic night.
⢠You and Ken were the undead Bonnie and Clyde of the town, but better. You, Ken, and Mud were the only members of the Smiling Gang before Mel and Breadhead were born.
⢠Mud would often reminisce those days. He would always bring up how he missed those good old times when it was just you three and how much more exciting and crazier the missions were back in the day.
âAh, Mel. You shouldâve seen (Y/N) back then when she was in the crew! She was one crazy bitch!â
âWatch it, Mud! But yes, I quite wasâŚâ
⢠Mud often tends to steal your things just to rile you up. He knows that pissing you off is like playing with fire, but hey, whatâs more fun than bickering with his sister-in-law?
⢠Being the wife of a mafia don always has its perks. Ken never stops spoiling you after making a good amount of scarab from work. Dresses, jewelry, custom-made knives, he always knew what you wanted.
⢠He happily remembered how you squealed with joy and covered his face with kisses after he gave you a torture rack as a gift on your 4th anniversary together.
⢠And just like Ken, you know how to spoil him too. Cooking his favorite meals, gifting him a new car and weapons, giving him a divine massage after a long and hard day of work, and always being there for him when he needs a hand.
⢠Ken feels like the luckiest man on earth whenever you have his back. He always tends to solve his own problems when it comes to crooks that try to mess with his family, but when his wife does it for him? He has hearts in his eyes for you.
⢠There was a time when a random creepy guy tried to grope Mel in the butcher shop. Before Ken could skin the fool, the creep was already bleeding on the ground, shrieking for mercy from you. But his pleas fell upon deaf ears.
⢠The other residents of the shop nearly pissed icicles from the smiling death stare you gave to the creep while slowly torturing him. Your calm threats to him didnât make it better either. While Mel watched you slowly eviscerate the creep in excitement, Ken swooned at the sight of his beautiful wife defending their daughter.
âPLEASE! IâM SORRY! I WONâT DO IT AGAIN!â
ââŚIf you ever try to touch my baby girl that way againâŚIâll tear out your spine through your dickhole and mulch your shit body into steaming mushâŚrepeatedly and SLOWLYâŚâ
⢠And yeah. That turns Ken on.
âUh, dad? Why are you looking at mom like that?â
âOh, MelâŚyour mother sure knows how to disturb the peaceâŚin my pantsâŚâ
You're doing sm heavy lifting in the fandom, what an icon. Can i pls request some nsfw sniper hcs? Anything you'd like really! đ
A/n: YES YES YOU MAYYYYYYYY I LOVE ME SOME SNIPER- I am literally so FERAL for this man, Itâs a problem.
NSFW Sniper Headcanons
So letâs start off with what I think Sniper would be into.
heâs a switch, he could be a hard dom, to a really subby brat.
I think he would be into Light BDSM(giving and recieving), Def the Predator/Prey kink(giving), Overstimulation(Giving and receiving), Breeding, Oral fixation (giving), and cockwarming.
DIRTY TALK DIRTY TALK DIRTY TALKKKKKK. This man [Along with Spy, Medic and Scout] LOVES IT.
"You're my little fuckin' whore..mine..all fuckin' mine."
"That's right..scream my name..let them know im fuckin' you."
"Shit..yes..make a mess on my cock Sheila..fuckk.."
Degradation too, he loves telling you how much of a whore you are while youâre being fucked.
Heâs a growler, he will growl in your ear, telling you how good you feel, how well you take his cock.
âDamn..look at you..takinâ my cock like such a good whore..â
Definitely is one to try out positions, but his favorite are doggystyle, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, mating press, and the butterfly.
Has tried fucking you while standing, it unlocked something in his brain, you did not walk for two days after that.
Is open to pegging but doesnât know how to bring it upâŚreally wants to try it with you.
Mick loves eating you out, that man could sit down and do it for days. Sit on his face please, suffocate that man, and he will die and respawn as a different man with a taste for your cunt.
"C'mon..'roo..sit on my face..I need ya.."
He loves receiving head too, itâs the quickest way to hear Sniperâs moans, especially the high pitched whiney ones.
Bringing more on the oral fixation, when every heâs fucking you from behind, he likes hooking two fingers in your mouth, pressing on your tongue. He likes how it makes you clench around him, the way you drool over his fingers makes him just want to fuck you harder.
He also likes it when you press your fingers in his mouth when heâs subbing, when youâre tired of his whining and bratty behavior and press your fingers down on his tongue. It sends him higher than a kite.
Speaking of being high- I headcanon that he smokes weed, definitely would be into shotgunning. Riding him while he blows smoke into your mouth.
I know itâs late in the Headcanons to talk about his dick size but I think that man is PACKING, like a good 6 inches soft, 7 inches hard, girth, but not too big, like its just right enough to make you scream his name~.
WILL bully you (lovingly) when you struggle to take him.
âMhm..look at you struggling to take my fucking cock..you can do it..â
âAww?..is it too much? It wasnât too much when i was fuckinâ you into my mattress earlier..â
Seeing @/technovalkyrieâs human Prowl design had my brain conjuring up this idea so I wrote it down. I made his human name Price because I think itâs cute. Thatâs all.
TFA Prowl x GN!Reader
After spending time as a human in Soundwave's illusion, Prowl craved the experience again. When he meets and falls in love with a human, he has to decide how much of the truth to share, and how much of his alien nature he should hide.
Warnings: Holoform & non-holoform sex, female reader with gender neutral language, Prowl's first time, human kink, size difference, oral, fingering, l-bomb, creampie
Word Count: 5.6k
This couldnât possibly end well, but Prowl was in too deep to turn back now. Of course none of it had been planned. Itâs not like he woke up one day and decided to make himself miserable by falling in love. But here he was, four months into dating you and wearing the title âboyfriendâ with pride. He knew Prowl wasnât a suitable human name and would be sure to raise some questions, so when the time came, he introduced himself as Price.Â
Responding to this new name felt odd, but it was a decent and necessary replacement if he was going to successfully masquerade as a human. Ever since the incident with Soundwave and his illusions, Prowl craved the experience of being human again, so heâd started using his holoform more often. It wasnât until after he met you though that he seemed to spend more time in his holoform than his own body.Â
You were the captivating stranger whoâd cut through the park every day on your way to work. At this point, your routine was predictable and youâd become a reliable figure in the periphery of Prowlâs life. Although the two of you had never spoken, he found it difficult not to feel a sense of attachment to you.
For all the time youâd hovered near each other, it wasnât until one particularly awkward incident that youâd officially cross paths. Youâd been running late, and in your haste to get to work you fell to the ground, scattering the contents of your half open backpack across the sidewalk. Before Prowl could stop himself, he swooped into action, helping you up and asking if you were alright.
Nervous laughter and embarrassed apologies filled the air as you tried to thank him for helping. When youâd gathered your things and finally made eye contact with Prowl, it was like a scene from a cheesy romance movie. The sight of his handsome face and bright eyes stunned you into silence. Noticing your change in demeanor, Prowl once again sheepishly asked if you were alright. The question snapped you out of your haze, prompting you to thank him a final time before running off. But you didnât get very far before a thought stopped you in your tracks.Â
You were already late for work and had humiliated yourself once today, so what was another five minutes and a hint of embarrassment if it meant you might get to see this charming stranger again? It wasnât every day you met someone like this, so why not take advantage of the opportunity?
When you turned around and smiled at him Prowl could feel his spark flutter. He was surprised when you asked for his number and for a moment Prowl wondered if this was all some strange dream. This was never supposed to happen; he wasnât supposed to get so involved. But the prospect of a date with you was too exciting and tempting to decline.
After much debate he concluded it was worth the risk. Although the lies wracked him with guilt, he was able to rationalize it away as he got to know you. Itâs not like he lied often, he just had to twist the truth a little bit. And since he could only bring himself to lie by omission, everything he told you was technically true, leaving you none the wiser.Â
In your mind, Price was a normal human, with a normal human job, and normal human interests. All you could focus on was how he obviously adored you more than he let on, and as you opened up to him, he was able to let his guard down. Prowl became less uptight, less anxious, and more at peace in your presence. That was until heâd started to notice some patterns of behavior that made his anxiety rise again.
Prowl couldnât be sure, since he wasnât confident in his knowledge on human courting customs. But it seemed like youâd been sending hints that you wanted to be more intimate with him. Maybe he was reading too far into it, but looking back Prowl realized youâd probably been sending signals for a while before it caught his attention.
It wasnât until you were straddling him that he could truly admit heâd been right. You were running your hands up his chest and fidgeting with his jacket zipper when he panicked and stopped you. You werenât upset, just startled and worried about if he was alright. Prowl assured you all was well, and even though you knew that wasnât true, you didnât want to push him.
After that encounter, Prowl spent far too much time debating with himself over the ethics of interfacing with you. On one servo you made it clear you were interested, eager even. On the other servo, you didnât know the truth about him. You didnât know his true nature or name or life. Was it wrong to allow you to be so vulnerable with him under false pretenses?Â
All these thoughts were shoved aside when Prowl thought about kissing you. He thought about your first kiss and how each one after that just got better and better. He thought about what it would be like to interface with you; how even in his holoform he could feel everything as though it was happening to his own body. Because technically it was his own body and if it was technically his body, then it couldnât be wrong. Maybe not the most ethical, but it wasnât exactly unethical either. At least not unethical enough to stop him.
Prowl had made up his mind. The next time you tried to take things further, he wouldnât stop you. Now all he had to do was mentally prepare himself for when it actually happened. Obviously he couldnât tell you he was an alien robot, but he figured you might need to know how inexperienced he was. Youâd never made fun of him before, so he knew it was unlikely youâd tease him about it, but he still felt nervous. To calm down, Prowl thought through every possible scenario and assured himself that everything would be fine.Â
By the time he saw you again, he knew he was as ready as heâd ever be. When he arrived at your door, you hugged him like you always did and Prowl tried his best to act normal. Youâd settled in to watch a movie but Prowl could barely focus. Through the whole thing he wondered if you were going to make a move, since he knew watching TV was often used by humans as an excuse to be more physical. When the movie was over and you hadnât done anything, he finally accepted that tonight wasn't going to be the night.
But then the mood shifted. You pulled him in for a slow, sweet kiss and climbed onto his lap before cradling his head in your hands. This time when you moved your hands to his chest, he didn't flinch, and when you got near his jacket zipper, he put his shaking hand over yours and unzipped it with you. Every action of yours was unbelievably gentle; each touch was careful and each kiss was tender.Â
He could feel himself melting under your attention and before Prowl knew it, both of you were shirtless. His breathing was heavy and his heartbeat was racing. If he focused hard enough, he could feel the energy of his spark intensifying in his true form. Everything felt easy and natural until you started to inch closer to his pants. He hesitated and, of course, you noticed. He should have known you'd notice.
âIs this okay?â you whispered into his neck.
âYes,â Prowl breathlessly replied, âYes it's fine, but I-â
He paused and sighed. Telling you would make this better, he knew it was true, but he was still so nervous. You pulled back to look at him while you waited, but he couldn't seem to spit the words out.
âBut?â you urged, âPrice, baby, it's okay. You can tell me if something doesn't feel right.â
That wasn't his name, and hearing it now made the guilt bubble up in him again. But your expression was so genuine and your eyes were so caring. He could see deep affection for him in the way you met his gaze and it always left him speechless. Primus, he loved you, and he wanted to tell you the truth, the whole truth. But for now, he'd have to settle for just one truth.
âI haven't done this before,â Prowl quickly confessed.
âOh,â you replied, raising a brow, âReally?â
âYes,â Prowl mumbled, shifting his gaze away from you.
âLike... at all?â you asked.
âNot at all,â Prowl quietly replied.
You tried to stifle a laugh and Prowl's spark sank at the sound, but you quickly apologized.
âI'm sorry, it's not that, it's just,â you smiled, âBy the way you kiss I would have thought you had some experience.â
âOh...â Prowl wasn't sure how to respond to that. Was it a compliment? Because it seemed like a compliment.
âIt's okay baby,â you assured him before leaning in for a slow kiss. âWe don't have to do anything you don't wanna do. It's not like I'm gonna be disappointed or anything.â
âI know, but I want to,â Prowl sighed, âI want- I want to be with you like that. I want to know you like that.â It may have sounded cheesy, but it was true.
âAlright,â you smiled before kissing his nose and brushing your hand against his cheek, âBut talk to me, okay? You can always tell me to stop.â
He didn't tell you to stop at all that night; he never even asked you to slow down. It was perfect. You were perfect. Sure that wasn't literally accurate, but Prowl felt like it was the best word to express what he was feeling in the afterglow. It was lovely and peaceful having your naked body pressed against his own. Your skin was soft, its warmth was comforting, and Prowl was content to lay there in silence, lazily running the tips of his fingers up and down your back.
âHey Price?â you spoke softly, grabbing his attention, âI love you.â
He felt his heart skip a beat at those words. Prowl had heard you say it once before, seemingly on accident in a quiet moment nearly identical to this one, so he shouldnât have been so surprised. It felt like the only difference between the two scenarios was that you had been clothed back then. Still, despite his shock, the affection evident in your words wound its way through his processor, forever engraving the moment in his memory.
âI love you too,â he hummed.
He didnât want to say more, he didnât want to ruin it, but he knew he had to. After hearing those words, after saying them back, Prowl knew he couldnât leave without sharing his secret. You couldnât truly love him if you didnât truly know him. So he did it. Without any context or buildup, Prowl told you the truth heâd been doing his best to hide for so long.
âThis is going to sound crazy, but⌠Iâm not human.âÂ
You didnât respond, only throwing him a skeptical look from your place against his chest.Â
âIâm not- I- This isnât my body,â he tried to explain.
âIâm gonna need to hear more than that honey. You canât just say youâre not human and then not gimme the details.â
âThis isnât- Iâm not-,â Prowl huffed and paused to try and sort his words out. âIâm a cybertronian.â
âI know that word,â you mused, âWhy do I know that word?â
âYou remember the robots whoâve been roaming Detroit lately?â
âThe ones on TV?â you asked.
âYes. Iâm one of them.â
You went silent, and for a moment Prowl was terrified you were going to freak out, but you didnât. You simply propped yourself up and looked into his eyes. You examined his face, wrinkling your nose as you scanned his expression.
âOh my god,â you whispered.
This was it. Heâd ruined it. Heâd destroyed the moment, killed the relationship, and buried his own heart with it.
âOh my god! You are!â You laughed and rolled onto your back next to him. âSo thatâs why I knew your voice.â
âWhat?â Prowl was experiencing some emotional whiplash. You must not have understood what heâd said.
âYour voice,â you repeated, âIâd always thought Iâd heard your voice before. I just figured maybe I was makinâ it up, like it was in my dreams or something. But now that you mention it, your voice sounds exactly like that one robot. That- that- Prowl.â
Hearing his name, his real name, spoken in your voice nearly made him cry. Prowl hadnât realized just how much weight that one word would hold once it was you speaking it.
âThatâs really you?â you asked, still not truly convinced, âPrice? Is your name seriously Prowl?â
âYes,â he sighed, âListen, Iâm sorry I lied to you-â
âWell if youâd told me sooner maybe I could have been screaming the right name just now,â you laughed, cutting him off.
âNo,â you shook your head, âBut itâs mostly because I wonât believe you until you prove it. No offense baby, but thatâs a real big claim to make without any proof.â
âYou actually want to see me?â
âIâm sorry but thatâs the most absurd question I think youâve ever asked me. Of course I do, especially if itâs actually you. So, show me the proof and then weâll go from there, yeah?â
âYes, of course,â he agreed.
âHey,â you whispered, turning his face towards you again, âI still love you, you know?â
âI know,â Prowl couldnât help but smile and nod in response. He didnât know why youâd still feel that way, but he knew you were telling the truth.
Youâd wanted him to show you his cybertronian form right then and there, but that wasnât really possible, especially in your tiny apartment. You laughed when you realized how silly the suggestion had been, but you were still feeling impatient. To your dismay, Prowl asked if it could wait until tomorrow.
When you questioned him, he explained that sleeping on it would make him much less nervous, especially if heâd be spending the night next to you. Seeing his earnest expression and hearing his honesty, you couldnât say no. What was one more night after all this time?
When you parted in the morning, he kissed you goodbye and promised heâd return that evening when you got off work. While saying goodbye, youâd accidentally called him Price before correcting yourself. Despite the mistake, the fact you tried to call him Prowl showed that you were at least giving him the benefit of the doubt, and it brought him a sense of comfort.Â
The day passed and when he came back to meet you, you were already waiting outside. The sight of his holoform on his alt-mode was odd. You realized youâd never actually seen his alt-mode in person. It was probably because he was afraid youâd be clever enough to put the pieces together.
âSo, thatâs-â you gestured to the bike, âyou?â
âYes,â he nodded, âI hope itâs not too strange for you.â
âThe weird thing is wrapping my arms around the you that I know while, uh⌠sitting on the you that I donât.â
âUnderstandable,â Prowl smiled as you hopped on.
Prowl warned everyone that youâd be there and had asked not to be bothered. They knew he had to be doing something when he disappeared for such long periods of time, but after that announcement Prowl didnât have to specify for them to realize that something was you. Thankfully, they listened and kept to themselves as you made your way to Prowlâs room. Once behind closed doors you took a step back to give him space.
âReady?â he asked.
âYeah, are you?â
âNo,â he answered honestly, âBut this is long overdue.â
Before you could reply, his holoform flickered out like a ghost and the motorcycle in front of you began to shift. You couldnât hide your amazement as Prowl transformed into his bot mode and knelt down in front of you.
âWoah,â you whispered as you came face to face with the mech youâd only ever seen on TV.
He was so much taller than heâd been as Price. Even on his knees he had to crouch to be at the same height as you. Prowl studied your expression as you looked up and down his body, taking in this new form. His shoulders were broader, his hands were larger, his frame stronger, and it was all a little bit intimidating.
âCan I?â you asked, reaching out to touch his face.Â
Prowl nodded and offered you a small smile in return. You brought both hands up against his cheeks. It was very different from every time youâd done it before, but seeing his smile and hearing your name in his familiar, comforting voice grounded you. This was him. This was your Price, your Prowl.
âI always thought wearing those sunglasses was an odd fashion choice,â you grinned and Prowl chuckled in response, âBut it makes more sense now. Do those come off? Iâve never seen you- well Iâve never seen you on TV without them.â
âAh- no,â Prowl frowned. âI hope that isnât a disappointment.â
âIâm not sure âdisappointmentâ is a word Iâd use to describe anything right now.â
Prowl wanted to jump to conclusions, wanted to believe you really werenât disappointed by any of this. But he was still afraid to get his hopes up. He could tell you were a little distant, still feeling hesitant around him like this, but you hid it well.
âSo what happens now?â you asked.
âWhat happens? Well, what do you want to happen?â
âI donât know,â you hummed, âCan I kiss you like this?â
Prowl was a little taken aback. Heâd hoped maybe youâd still be attracted to him, but he didnât expect for you to be so forward already. Prowl didnât say yes, he just leaned in to meet your lips. It was an odd sensation, the gesture being so familiar and yet so new for both of you. Your movements were awkward at first, adjusting to this new interaction, but it didnât take long for you to settle into things, sharing slow, relaxed kisses. When you finally pulled back you still held his head in your hands.
âIâve got a lot of questions.â
âI wouldnât expect anything else,â Prowl replied with a soft grin.
You spent the rest of the night talking and Prowl was impressed by your long list of questions. It pretty much covered all the basic information youâd missed out on while thinking he was a human. You quickly settled in next to him, encouraging him to wrap his arms around you to snuggle up like you usually did while you talked. The way you approached him like all of this was normal put him at ease even though Prowl knew this had to be strange for you.
Over the next few days your questions became less frequent as the two of you began adjusting to this new dynamic. Prowl still used his holoform on occasion, since he enjoyed spending time in your apartment, but you seemed a little more shy when he was there. Prowl just assumed it was part of adjusting, but when you stopped by to visit him after work one day, Prowl found out the real reason youâd been acting so shy.
âSo, can we fuck like this?â you asked out of the blue.
âPardon?â Prowl coughed in surprise.
âLike obviously the holoform thing works and itâs great, donât get me wrong. But Iâm just curious, âcus either way that leads to some more questions.â
âYouâve thought about that?â Prowl asked in disbelief.
âWell, yeah. Havenât you?â
âSure, but itâs⌠different I suppose.â
âWhy would it be any different?â you asked.
âBecause youâre human and Iâm not,â he frowned.
âSo? If you can be attracted to me as a human, why canât I be attracted to you as a robot? Itâs not like itâs wrong. I mean, I canât think of a reason why it would be bad at least.â
Prowl was quiet for a long moment before finally deciding to speak up.
âSo youâd want to?â he asked quietly, âBecause we could.â
âYeah?â you excitedly replied with a mischievous grin before inching closer to rest your hand on his thigh.
âNow?â Prowl asked hesitantly.
âYou donât want to now?â
âAh- no, now- now is good,â Prowl mumbled as you leaned in to kiss him.
You could feel him smiling through the kiss and it made your heart flutter. Heâd always been so easy to fluster, and while seeing his holoform blush was adorable, having him like this was even better. When you settled into his lap, Prowlâs spark hummed with excitement the same way it did every time. He felt your soft lips start to kiss down his neck and he moaned when your nimble fingers ran down his chassis, brushing across his transformation seams.
âThat feel good?â you mumbled and he eagerly nodded.
Each movement was more hesitant than it had been in the past. It was new and exciting, so you were both a little more careful. You undressed bit by bit in between kisses and the feeling of your bare skin pressed against the metal of his frame sent goosebumps across your body.
Prowlâs servos came to rest on your hips and you felt him give a light squeeze. He loved observing how easy it was to cover so much of you with just his servos. His frame made you feel small, but it was still welcomed as he explored your body like heâd never touched it before.
When Prowl crouched over you, all you could see was him, and it was easy to get lost in his presence. His warm metal servos held you tight as his lips kissed every inch he could reach. Slowly Prowl began to move down your body, but he hesitated and whispered your name to get your attention.
âSomething wrong?â you asked, seeing the nervous look on his face.
âWeâll figure it out,â you assured him, âYouâre far too gentle for that to happen. I think youâd have to try pretty hard to actually hurt me.â
Your confidence in him was encouraging, so he tentatively continued, kissing your inner thigh before slowly licking your cunt. You hummed in response and let your hand rest against the back of Prowlâs helm to encourage him as he ate you out. Prowl began carefully pressing one of his digits into you. When you told him he could keep going, he added another. The feeling of two wasnât a stretch, but it was certainly full. Still, you wanted more.
âHey,â you mumbled, giving a subtle tap against his helm, âLemme get up for a minute okay?â
Prowl nodded and pulled back so you had space to move around. He watched with a satisfied smile as you walked over to your backpack. Heâd never get over how mesmerizing it was, watching your body shift in such different ways than his. Your frame was contradictory in ways he didnât understand, but he loved it. It was so fragile, but incredibly resilient; soft, but remarkably sturdy in his embrace.
âI figured lube might be helpful,â you called out, drawing Prowl out of his dreamy thoughts.
âYou planned for this?â Prowl questioned, âYou knew this would happen?â
âNo,â you laughed, âI hoped this would happen. Thereâs a big difference. Now here,â you grabbed his servo and held out his palm before coating his digits with lube, âGood?â
âVery good,â he smiled before you both settled back in.
Prowl slowly picked up his pace as he ran his glossa over your clit, but you needed more. You encouraged him to add another digit, finally giving you the stretch youâd been craving. Prowl smirked hearing you moan and grip him tighter as he fucked you with his digits. If this is how you sounded now, he was eager to know what youâd sound like when filled with his spike.
âFaster baby,â you gasped, panting and bucking your hips against his face.
He did as you asked until your moans got louder, interrupted by little cries of âyesâ until the impact of your orgasm left you speechless. Prowl slowed down and rested his helm against your stomach as you recovered and you smiled sweetly in return as you gazed down at him.
âYou ready for more?â you asked.
âYou sure?â
âCompletely,â you nodded.
âAlright sweetspark,â Prowl said before kissing your stomach and leaning back.
Youâd been far too distracted to notice heâd revealed his spike a while ago, but now you watched with fascination as he slowly pumped it, coating it with lube. He noticed your intense curiosity and took a mental note to let you act on that later, but for now he had other plans. He arched over your body once again and adjusted until the two of you were comfortably nestled together.
You felt your heart racing as a storm of thoughts swirled in your head. This was Prowl, your Prowl. You knew him. You loved him. Sure, youâd done this before, but right now, with how new everything was, it felt like you hadn't.Â
His body was so heavy and sturdy and big above you, and his voice held a metallic timbre that was otherworldly and deeply enticing. You could feel the thrumming of your heart and hear the faint hum of his spark. Metal and flesh entwined in a scene that almost felt taboo. Like a secret the two of you would have to keep. But it was your secret, and it was one you were eager to harbor.
âAre you sure?,â he whispered, waiting until you nodded before he continued.
The anticipation was killing you. You hadn't touched his spike with your hands, but you could feel the warmth of it pressed against your thigh. You arched into his touch as Prowl reached down to dip his digits into you one more time before pressing the tip of his spike to your entrance. He held himself up with one arm by your head while the other ran down from your waist, to your thigh, to your ass before he finally allowed his spike to inch inside you.
You wrapped your arms around his neck, drawing him into a deep kiss as he continued to push in. Soon he began slowly thrusting, setting a relaxed pace which let you easily acclimate to his size. When Prowl moved to kiss your neck and shoulders, you could feel his denta lightly scrape against your skin.
âYou can bite,â you whispered.Â
He was obviously tempted by the thought but stayed cautious, so you decided to nip first. You pulled him closer to run your tongue up his neck before gently biting and sucking the spot. Prowlâs chest rumbled with a satisfied purr. Human teeth were far too dull to leave a mark on his frame, but the gentle sensation was pleasurable all the same.
âYour turn,â you grinned, and after that playful demonstration, Prowl caved to temptation by gently biting down on your collarbone. âSuck,â you commanded, urging him to be rougher.
You waited until you were certain heâd used enough force to leave a mark before catching his chin and guiding him to admire his handiwork.
âFascinatingâŚâ Prowl grinned, lightly brushing his digits across the new bruise.
Prowl had never left any sort of mark on you while in his holoform, so this was new to him. But seeing it now ignited an unfamiliar pride and possessiveness within him. Heâd done that and youâd let him. He found a deep satisfaction in being able to alter your body this way, decorating it with his own symbols of devotion. For a moment Prowl was a little disappointed you couldnât do the same to him, but that thought was quickly swept away by your soft moans and gentle kisses.
You wrapped your legs around his torso, urging Prowl to pick up his pace. He sat up to hold your hips for more leverage before quickening his thrusts. This new position gave you room to touch yourself, so you began circling your clit; slowly picking up speed as you went while Prowl continued to rut into you. His helm was tilted back and his mouth was open as he gazed down at you beneath him. The sight of you spread out for him, pleasuring yourself and watching him with such adoration in your eyes had him groaning.
âFrag-,â Prowl hissed as he began bucking into you more harshly.
âYes, just like that,â you moaned, âJust like that baby, keep going.â
You started circling your clit a little faster while meeting his thrusts with your hips. Soon you were panting through another orgasm, arching your back and gripping Prowlâs arm with your other hand. When youâd coasted through it, you reached out, silently asking Prowl to lean back over you again. He arched down and you wrapped your arms around his neck while giving him a languid kiss.
âCâmon baby, keep going,â you purred, âI wanna feel you cum inside me.â
Prowl nearly whined. Something about hearing you use human words like that was such a turn on. The alienness felt more risquĂŠ than any cybertronian dirty talk could. With your encouragement, Prowl lost himself in the pursuit of his own orgasm. He picked up his pace again, much sloppier and more desperate than before, but it didnât matter. You could feel how much Prowl was enjoying this, how eager he was to follow through and fill you until you were dripping with his transfluid.
You held onto him tightly, kissing his neck and moaning against his ear as he continued rutting into you. Prowl moved to look you in the eyes before giving you a messy kiss. When he pulled back, he stayed hovering right above your face. He could feel the warmth of your breath as you panted and moaned into his mouth.
âI love you,â you whimpered as he frantically bucked into you, making your voice shake.
âSay-â he moaned, âSay it again, say it again.â
âMmm, I love you,â you whispered as he buried his helm in the crook of your neck. âI love you,â you repeated as you dragged your nails down his back. Prowlâs hips stuttered and you could tell he was close, so you pressed your face against the side of his helm as you held him tight. âProwl, I love you.â
Hearing you call his name, telling him you loved him while you took him, all of him, had him falling over the edge. Prowl couldnât hold back any longer and growled as he gave one last rough thrust before flooding you with his transfluid. He continued with quick, uneven movements as he rode out his high, practically whimpering from the pleasure. When he finally stilled, you heard the rumble of his engine slowly grow quieter until it was a soft, comforting purr.
You kept one arm lightly wrapped around his neck, but moved the other to hold his helm in your hand when he went to kiss you. Prowl hummed through the kiss and pressed your foreheads together afterwards.
âI love you too,â he smiled and you chuckled.
His voice was gravelly from how loud heâd been and you wanted to hear more of it. The two of you sayed together like that for a few more quiet moments before cleaning up and settling back down to rest. Prowl let out a content sigh as he pulled you up against his chassis and kissed the top of your head. You closed your eyes and smiled while you snuggled into his embrace.
âDid you like that better?â you quietly asked.
âHm?â Prowl softly hummed.
âLike, did you enjoy that more than doing it with the holoform? I was just wondering how different it is for you, because this was a way different experience for me than with your holoform.â
âOh! Well, of course. Itâs more real, although I donât know exactly how to explain it. But did you like it better?â Prowl asked, âWas it too much?â
âNo, no, not too much. In fact, it was without a doubt the best sex Iâve ever had,â you smiled.
âYou donât have to try and flatter me.â
âNo, Iâm serious,â you retorted, âIf you donât believe me, you at least have to believe itâs the best sex weâve ever had.â
âWe havenât done it enough to have much to compare it to,â he pointed out.
âWell then, that just means itâll be easy for us to one up this experience,â you teased, âwhich doesnât sound too bad to me.â
âOh I think itâs a grand idea,â Prowl replied with a smile before pulling you closer to kiss you again.
Prowl had never felt so at peace before. In this moment, embraced by the comfort of your presence, he was without doubt or fear. Everything was finally out on the table and youâd happily taken a seat at it. He knew you werenât going anywhere, werenât going to run away in disgust or anger.Â
Since you now knew the truth, youâd seen all of him. Despite the fact that he was not a human, youâd opened your heart and let him pour his spark back into it. With you wrapped safely in his arms, Prowl realized it wasnât the human experience heâd craved, it was the desire to belong. And now that heâd found it, found a home in you, he knew heâd never leave.
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Magnus was using his thermals to look over a malfunctioning piece of equipment when your entrance caught his attention. Your vibrant figure stood out against the cold blue of the concrete floor. Even the breath puffing through your nose and mouth had a fleeting heat.
It got colder inside during these winter desert nights. Cold enough for you to constantly wear your old high-school hoodie and leggings.
To his surprise, you weren't wearing the hoodie. Instead, it was tied around your waist, leaving your top half covered in a tank top. He observed your heat signature as you climbed the metal steps to the platform, curious at the way heat seemed to radiate from your belly, chest, and head. Your limbs were a bit cooler, and your fingers even cooler than them.
You noticed him staring and gave him a small smile. "What is it, Magnus?"
Shaking his helm slightly to clear it he hummed in question back at you. "I noticed you staring, so what's up?"
"Ah apologies y/n I noticed you weren't wearing your hoodie."
"Oh yeah, Rachet had me working on some of his equipment earlier. The cooling system was malfunctioning, so I had to wriggle inside where it was still hot to repair a few things. Made me sweat like a racehorse." He nods, remembering his own tech troubles. "I may have a similar problem with this equipment here."
"Really? Well, I can take a look if you want?"
"That would be much appreciated, thank you." He held out his servo for you to hop into and brought you over to the malfunctioning machine. Popping open a side panel, you lay on your back to slide inside all the way to your waist. Magnus observes your arms, moving about as you look over the wires and cables inside. The flashlight between your teeth slips in your concentration and smacks you in the forehead before rolling further inside the machine.
"OW... I sworney! Get back here, ya stupid flashlight!" Magnus quirks a browridge as you feel around for the familiar cylinder of your light. You shift your legs from their side laying position to propped up and spread as you reach further inside. Having forgotten his thermals were still on, the hot signature between your thighs drew in his optics.
He somewhat understood why your torso would be so hot but down there? Cybertronians were usually cold there. As you finally grabbed the light and continued your work, Magnus was staring off into space. His processor wandering. He couldn't help his curiosity in how that warmth would feel against him but remembered that organics were wet and squishy inside. At first, the thought kinda grossed him out, but the longer he thought about it, the stronger his curiosity became till he finally steered his thoughts towards you.
He hadn't been thinking of you specifically, at least not at first, but now he was thinking of how you would feel on his spike. The raunchy thoughts caught him off guard. He shook his helm to dispell them, clearing his vocalizer. A blue blush crossing his faceplate. He needed to distract himself with work. Walking over to his data pad, he turned it on, trying to busy himself with "paperwork."
He couldn't stop his thoughts about you. He wondered how much your temperature would change as he worked you up and how plush your body might be in his servos.
"Something wrong, big guy?" He gives you a strange look. You feel a bit shy under his gaze and trip over your words. "Magnus? Wh-what is it? Why are you... staring at me like that?" He kneals, and you take a step back.
"Your heat signature."
"What about it?" He clears his vocalizer standing straight again. "Nevermind, forget I said anything."
"Okaaay... I'm finished with the repair." He gives you a curt nod, turning back to the screens covered in cybertronian script. "Thank you for your assistance, y/n." Shaking your head, you walk away, not realizing the mech has his optics on you.
He silently watches you leave, finally switching his thermals off so he can see everything in normal color.
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The next hour or so was very unproductive for him. He just couldn't stop thinking about you no matter how hard he tried. Eventually, he gave up deciding that a night drive would calm his racing processor. But as fate would have it, he wouldn't be alone.
You jogged into the main room, calling to him as he got ready to transform. "Magnus! Magnus! Wait up!" He qwirked a brow ridge as you huffed from running. "Do you... mind dropping me off at my place?"
"Is Bumblebee unable to?"
"Yeah, he's busy helping Optimus." He nods, transforming in front of you. His driver side door pops open, and you step up inside. With your seatbelt secure around you, he drives through the tunnel.
Raindrops hit his windshield as he passed the giant hidden doors. Puddles had formed in the almost hydrophobic desert soil as an unusual hard rain poured from the heavens. He didn't need to use his wipers, but for the sake of blending in, he turned them on. Several cars passed in the opposite lane, almost backed up for some reason.
You looked farther ahead and spotted the flashing lights of police vehicles. You could see that the road ahead was blocked off by barricades and police cruisers. A large section of road had collapsed in the rushing floodwaters, and no one would be getting through anytime soon.
"Ugh, that's just great! Now, how will I get home?"
"You could accompany me for a drive while I find another way through?"
"Ok, if you're alright with it?" You watch the lights on the radio flash as he speaks. "I have nothing better to do at the moment." He makes a u-turn following the other vehicles through the translucent sheets of rain. A few minutes down the road, he turns onto a dirt one. You can feel his shocks taking the brunt of the worn potholes as he slowly drives through them.
Mud cakes his tires and undercarriage, making it hard to get a good grip on the road. The detour was proving more and more fruitless by the minute. He grunted as his tires spun in a particularly deep wallow. The mud had practically drained from under his tires, leaving him on top of a shelf of mud. His weight now off his tires put pressure on his undercarriage.
In cybertronian, he cursed his steering wheel, turning left and right as he tried to gain enough traction. With that not working, either he partially transforms using different parts to drag himself forward, eventually escaping the deep mud.
"That was deep! I was beginning to wonder if I should call for a wrecker."
"I doubt Bulkhead or Wheeljack would've been much help." You let out a chuckle at his misunderstanding. "No, I mean a wrecker like a vehicle recovery truck. They're mainly used for semi recovery." He grunts in recognition, continuing down the road.
The lights of a main road shine up ahead, and you breathe an unconscious sigh of relief when he rolls onto the asphalt. It's obvious, however, just how much mud is stuck to his tires as he unevenly drives down the road. As you continue looking forward, you spot an empty car wash.
"How about we stop at this car wash so I can spray you down?"
"Agreed, my tires aren't getting enough traction with this mud." He pulls into the semi sized wash bay and cuts his engine. The old car wash only has one working light in this bay, leaving it washed in a dim greenish-blue. Stepping out, you take the pressure washer in hand, immediately starting on his tires. The mud washes away relatively quickly, and before you know it, you're kneeling down, trying to spray his undercarriage clean.
The yellowish lights of an older pickup truck shine across you, and Magnus as a man pulls into the small lot. He parked next to the air pump, stepping out onto the glossy wet pavement. The rain had finally settled down quite a bit.
As you continued your spraying, the man was clearly watching you as he stood there a moment. He suddenly called out to you, gaining your attention. "Hey ma'am! Do you need some help?"
You wiped water from your face as you stood to face him. "No sir, I'm fine, thanks!" The man started walking over when you turned your back to him. Alarms rang in Magnus' processor, so he switched on his holoform. Opening the driver's side door, he stepped out, making eye contact with the approaching man. Immediately upon seeing Magnus, he turned on his heels and walked back to his truck to put air in his tires.
Boots hitting the concrete drew your attention. You were met with an older man, probably in his late forties, his hair just beginning to grey and dressed in battle fatigues. He was clean-shaven and standing with his hands behind his waist as a general would.
"That you Magnus?" He only nods, watching the man as he finally gets back in his truck, driving away. Magnus turns to you as you finish spraying his undercarriage clean. "That feel better?"
"Yes, thank you, y/n." Noticing your slight shivering, he turns on his thermals again. You're a tad colder than you were back at base, and clearly, the spray of the hose dampened your clothes. The cool breeze didn't help much either. After spraying a clean path to his passenger door and cleaning your shoes, you step up inside again.
Glancing at his surroundings, he steps up into the driver's seat. Pulling forward, he drives into the dark, secluded rear of the car wash to park. As you rub your arms in an attempt to get warm, you give him a confused look. His seat slides back as far as possible, and he pats his lap.
"You want me to get in your lap?"
"You're cold, aren't you? It's the least I can do for that wash down." You bite your lip as you think it over. Caving, you clamber over to him, straddling his legs with your hands on his chest. Gently and a bit unsure of yourself, you lean forward, wrapping your arms around his neck as you lay against him. His holoform is warm to your surprise but not as much as a human. You nuzzle into his neck, closing your eyes at the comforting feeling of his presence. Arms wrap around your back, and you let out a content sigh, relaxing your muscles.
He feels your body loosen as your breath tickles his holoform skin. He wraps his arms around you and lets himself relax as well.
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A few minutes pass, and you can't help but fidget a little with his uniform buttons. "What are you doing?" His deep voice close to your ear sends a shiver down your spine. And you can feel your body react to him. Gently, you press your lips against his neck, taking him by surprise.
He sucks in a synthetic breath as you place more tender kisses on his skin. "Would it be alright if I switched holoforms?" You pause, leaning back to look him in the eyes. "You have a different holoform?" Now you were curious, would it be this human with different clothes or something else? "I can project a holoform of my true body as well as this human form."
Perhaps he wanted to do this in his true form rather than some human version of himself. It was understandable. You wouldn't want to do something intimate in another body either. You smile and nod, letting him know you were ok with it and his holoform morphs before your eyes.
That familiar blue, red, and silver body sits under you as solid as ever. When you shift in his lap, you brush against his modesty panel, sending a small jolt of pleasure through your nerves. His servos land on your waist, and you press your forhead against his in a sign of affection.
"What would you like me to do next?" His question has you smiling, giving him a soft chuckle. "Just do what feels right, Magnus."
"Mmh, alright then." He takes your jaw in his servo, pulling you in for a kiss. It's gentle at first, both of you unsure about yourselves but slowly you get into a rhythm of sorts. His glossa ran over your teeth, asking for entry, which you obliged. His denta clashed against your teeth as the kiss grew frantic. Subconsciously, you scooted forward, sitting right on his modesty panel. His servo gripped your rear, lifting you slightly as you heard feint clicks. When you sat back down His modesty panel wasn't there anymore instead replaced by a spike of sorts. Rounded and pliable like some kind of silicone covered metal. It was dark charcoal grey with feint blue lights running along it.
A mad blush covers your face and ears as you look back up at him. He also looks nervous and can't keep eye contact with you. "I apologize y/n I didn't mean for that to happen." For once, you can hear nerves in his voice. He's normally so calm and collected much like Optimus.
Gaining confidence at his nervousness, you give him a peck on the lips, sliding off his lap. You strip in front of him all the way down to bare skin. His glowing eyes scan your body in awe as you gingerly slip back into his lap. "You're gorgeous. I don't know any femmies that even come close to your beauty." You almost tear up at his compliments.
He lets his servos roam your skin as he moves to kiss your neck. Small sounds escape your throat as he caresses your abdomen and deftly touches your spine. You position yourself on his spike, moving your hips back and forth to gain some pleasure. He groans in your ear as you rub yourself on him. Your slick leaks on him lubricating him for the next step.
When he breaks away from your neck, you kiss him again and sit up on your knees above him. "Are you certain you want to go through with this?" Your gaze is dark with arousal as you nod to him. You split yourself open, gently aligning him with your entrance as you finally sink down.
He hisses, cursing in cybertronian at the feeling of you around him. You let out a pitiful whine as he stretches you, filling you perfectly. You grip his shoulders to ground yourself as you both stay still for a moment. Relaxing your muscles, you slip just a bit further down to the base of him as he grips your hips tight.
When he attempts to move, you wrap your arms around his neck, gripping one of his ear finials. He moves his servos to your rear, lifting you up only to thrust back into you. Moans quickly flow from your lips as he gets into rhythm. A growl escapes him as he leans forward, getting out of the seat. With you he shimmys to his back cabin, laying you on the folding cot.
He gets on top of you and moves the pillow under your hips before slipping back inside you with a pleasured groan. You let out a gasp when he plunges back in, the different angle providing new pleasure. As he thrusts harder, you lock your legs around his waist and claw at his back plates. You can feel the coil inside you tightening as your muscles squeeze around his spike.
"Magnus... Harder!" Immediately, his hips snap harder into yours, and you feel your coil about to snap. It's only when he whispers to you something in cybertronian gripping the meat of your rear that it finally snaps. You call out his name as your body tenses, waves of white hot pleasure running through you.
He continues moving through your high, letting possesive synthetic growls slip through his vocalizer. An almost inaudible hiss of air meets your ears as your mind clears a bit, and you suddenly feel his girth increase inside you. It stretches you just a bit more, and you already feel another orgasm slowly creeping up on you.
Magnus isn't slowing down yet either as he lifts one of your legs to gain a better angle. His lips attacking your neck again as he chases his own release. His denta nip at your skin, and his glossa runs along your throat, making you shiver.
You feel his arms around you as he suddenly picks you back up, taking a standing position. He thrusts up into you, letting out what you can only guess is cybertronian dirty talk. Nonetheless, it works, and you know you're close to another release. Chanting his name like a mantra, you claw at his back and grip his finials.
"I'm close y/n!" You can't respond only letting moans flow from your lips. With a few more thrusts, he lets out a hiss cursing in cybertronian again as he releases inside you. Heat fills your womb as you squeeze him like a vice. Your legs tighten around him in an attempt to pull him further inside you. You can feel your walls pulse around him as he gently thrusts into you to ride out your high.
Breathing hard, you give him a sleepy smile touching forheads again in affection. He sits back in the driver's seat, letting you lay against him. "Can we stay here for a bit?"
"Of course. I wouldn't have it any other way." Wrapping your arms around his neck, you close your eyes. "I love you, Magnus." His spark swells with joy at that. "I love you as well, y/n."
Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)
Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms
Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together
Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)
So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.
Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 â 6 minutes, Klik: 8 â 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better.Â
At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately⌠awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.
So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who donât want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.
So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻÂ
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