Jews Rock!

This sip of coors tastes exactly like I’m going to buy a pack of cigarettes

When you take a piss and feel the pee hitting your shorts and legs at the urinal because your stream is so strong then you just zip up your shorts and go back to work

My valentine this year will be the same as last year, 15 coors lights.

Top 5 Saturdays of all time

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! This year I’m thankful for the same thing as last year. Big titty goth women 🦃

I was a cute little elf last night, but now I’m a hung over person with glue in their hair, the day after Halloween parties is fun!

Smoking fat doinks watching horror movies from the 50’s in the dark.

Hungover as shit at work smoking a cig laying down on the picnic table