Some
Some… that’s all the message says. I’m staring at the screen and I feel my whole body shake. Some what ? Some..one? Some..thing? Some…body once told me? What does the user want from me?? I fall to the ground. My knees are buckling, I’m quivering like a majestic flower in the wind, or one of those inflatables they put outside of car supply places but in a majestic way. I check my blood sugar, but no. That isn’t it, my blood sugar is fine. I feel confused, but I don’t feel anxious. That isn’t it. I pull at the coat I made out of Sulley’s shaved fur around me tighter. That’s it. A wind blows through the open window of Monsters Incorporated and I can tell something is happening. One could say the winds are changing, like a Cat Stevens song when the radio in your car skips.
Some….
Mikey PLEASE back it up for everyone
Yeah Mike shake your wazowski for everyone
…isn’t that what you were suggesting sulley wulley?
NO I was telling him to delete his post
Why would you say that to me sulley…
Someone had to say it mike
NOW YOU’RE STEALING MY TEXT COLORS??? SULLEY…. This has gone TOO far I’m going to go stay with a friend for tonight
Maybe I should go too..
No… you can stay celia. I love you unconditionally
What are you saying sulley…? That you don’t love me ..??
Oh I love you. But under conditions
What conditions sulley????
That you delete this post
WHY SULLEY… WHY SHOULD I
1) you didn’t mention the hit song “somewhere over the rainbow” ONCE
2) it sounds like a wattpad fanfic
I’m sorry about not mentioning the hit song “somewhere over the rainbow” but this does NOT sound like a wattpad fanfic… I can’t believe you would say this to me
Yanno what it does kinda sound like a wattpad fanfic
Not you too celia?? How could you say this to me.. (starts crying)
Hey some wattpad fanfics are really good though Mike! It’s like one of those wattpad fanfics..
Stop lying to him celiacs
That is not a cute nickname sulley and be nice..
Why should I show him any mercy after what he did ….
Sulley WHAT are you talking about ????
Well uh. You didn’t let me push that old lady down in the dollar tree yesterday
Sulley for the second time the employees weren’t letting you do that. I was just standing there
YEAH WELL. You wouldn’t let me sleep with the ps5 in the bed
That’s only because you got your finger stuck in it last time and I had to call 5 GameStops before someone had any type of advice on what to do and they told us to saw your finger off or have a ps5 shaped acrylic nail for the rest of your life! You’re lucky I was able to get it off without breaking your finger or the ps5…
(Sniffles) stop yelling at me
Sulley what’s really bothering you. Did Mike reall do something wrong?? Or are you just upset ?,
Maybe I’m a little upset….
What about big guy?
(Starts sobbing)
I was playing in some kid’s Minecraft server the other day and he blew up my house and called me a wiener
WHAT???? WHO WOULD DO THAT???
HE ALSO SAID MY MINECRAFT SKIN WASNT COOL…
WHAT?, BUT ISNT YOUR MINECRAFT SKIN STILL NERMAL, THE FUNNY LITTLE CAT FRIEND OF GARFIELD???
(Cries harder) yeah,,
THAT’s IT… give me his gamer tag I know how to dox someone with just that
Now now celia, it’s not alright to dox people , especially children, even if it would make us feel better..
but yes let’s look at that gamer tag, I wonder if it’s someone from milhouses school
What’s the spam fam?
Oh nothing, your papa mike is just trying to stop me from dozing children on the internet . Also do you happen to know who #bigchungus64 is on the PlayStation network, Millie? Asking for a friend. }o)
Oh good I’m glad you aren’t doxing anybody mom :n) the thrillhouse says doxing is not cool. and oh yeah I think that’s my new teacher at school
Wait mom what do you mean asking for a friend you don’t have friends
. Milliam do you know what it means to be emancipated sweetie ?
WAIT IT WAS YOUR TEACHER WHO BLEW UP MY MINECRAFT HOUSE AND CALLED ME A WEINER ???
MR PEEPEE DID THAT((??? Dad we have to go to school now I have to bully my teacher
Now milimeter bullying is wrong …
if children do it, now get in the car let’s go fight mr peepee and get some Dairy Queen after okay?
That sounds poggers dad !!! Let’s go!!!
Millie willie nobody says poggers anymore I don’t think
Oh….. (sniffles) unrelated but can you carry me I feel sad now
Actually I’ve decided it’s cool but only when you say it (carries him)
Can I drive
I don’t know Sull last time you said you were going to drive milhouse to school you drove him to New Jersey
And? It was urgent
What was so urgent you had to drive through to the human world and to New Jersey ??
Oh We went to a nickelback concert
I thought you didn’t like nickelback
Uh yeah, we went to protest them putting on a concert because we don’t like them
… well anyways I think I should drive
But mike you only have one eye… and so does celia, so I don’t think she should drive either
Oh I can see fine but I have an outstanding warrant for my arrest after I ran over Sportacus again
Why did you run over Sportacus again ..?
He was doing parkour in the middle of the street in my defense, and he came out of nowhere. Plus he’s fine so it doesn’t matter
Also papa it’s sportapiss he had it coming
Yeah he has a point mike
MILLIAMHOUSE watch your mouth and sulley stop being a bad influence on our son!!!! Now!!!!! Whose driving !!!!!! If it isn’t gonna be me, it can’t be celia, and it can’t be you, sulley, whose gonna drive???
I can drive for you
HOW DID YOU GET IN OUR HOUSE
I was hungry
THAT DOESNT ANSWER HER QUESTION ??? also we don’t know you??
Oh hey mr tweedy
YOU KNOW THIS MAN SULL??
Oh yeah me and mr t go way back
You two go back where ??
Back to december all the tiiiiiime
Omg you remember our song 😍
Of course I do 🙄 now get in the car and drive us to school
Yeah okay (shoves mike into the passenger seat) do you mind if I play some music,?
I GUESS not
(Starts playing Photograph by Nickelback)
No….. NO. I thought you were COOLER than this mr tweedy (starts sobbing)
I can’t believe you’ve fucking betrayed me like this, mr t. We might have went way back but now I wish I could take back all those memories. You have soiled my life by re-entering it. Because of you, I’m going to have no choice but to abandon my family again and try to reignite my dream of becoming a country music star. Did you know I was about to become a husband? Teach. I was going to get married to the loves of my life, Celia Betty Mae and Michael Buble Wazowski, and my son Milliamhouse Van Houten-Wazowski-Sullivan-Mae was going to be turning 11, and my child Alex Wazowski-Sullivan-Mae that’s totally not the legendary Pokémon Uxie who is named after that talking parrot Aviary Language Experiment would be turning like 1002 this year. You’re really going to take this all away from me? I can’t believe you. I’m glad your wife divorced you. Everyone deserves better than you. I hope the next time you put on dry socks you step on an ice cube. Fuck you mr tweedy
Sulley please don’t do this… the last time you tried to be a country music star you got arrested. Let’s leave this asshole and go to milhouses school, okay?
Wait celia’s middle name is Betty ..??
(Pushes him out of the moving car and takes the front seat) okay I’m getting hungry so I’m driving now .. let’s get to school so we can get Dairy Queen after
Yeah okay, let’s get this over with my handsome son killhouse
Dad that’s so sweet 🥺🥺 (crashes into a parked car in front of the school)
FINALLY we’re here.. now let’s go confront this mr peepee
(Marches into the office) we demand to speak to mr peepee
(Starts crying) but my name is spongebob
But we need to speak to the teacher here names mr peepee
(Too busy crying)
(Sighs and picks spongebob up and starts carrying him)
(Sees @unofficial-rizzo and tackles him)
(Screams) WHAT HAVE YOU COME TO LET YOUR SON KILL ME AGAIN
DO YOU KNOW WHERE MR PEEPEE IS???
d. Do you mean Pepé???
Hola did someone say my name?
(Tackles him) NOW. DID YOU BLOW UP SULLEY’S HOUSE IN MINECRAFT
What are you talking about? I only play Minecraft on private servers okay
TSK.. he’s refusing to tell the truth. What do you want us to do Sulley?
… Sulley?
(Stops crying to stare at sulley)
Sorry I was just thinking… I guess I can forgive him if his crimes, but first, I need to sing him a song to make myself feel better.. (takes a deep breath)
— At FIRST I was afraid, I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without you by my side… but I’ve spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong, and I grew strong, and I learned how to get alooong and now SO WHAT!!!! I’m still a ROCKSTAR!!! I got my ROCK MOVES!!!!! And I don’t neeeeeed youuuu TONIGHT! (He starts crying and drops the microphone, turning away to leave) alright let’s go get Dairy Queen
Sulley that was a beautiful remix of I Will Survive, So What, and you crying hysterically but don’t you want us to like bully him??
Yeah I mean sulley.. we did come all the way here..?? Weren’t you really upset?
