Officer Duckman

WHY ARE YOU ALL LETTING A SERIAL KILLER ON HERE

Yeah friends, why

I’m gonna lose it

Get coffee, it helps, especially when you're getting the wrong guy

THERES NOBODY ELSE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE PICTURE BUT YOU

Yeah there is, go look in a bar while drunk, you'll see many

I don’t drink and NO

Oh yeah? Still not me

I can see the weapon in your pocket.

That's my coffee knife, I use it to grind coffee beans

What the fuck

Yeah I chop them up like a 10 star chef

Don’t you own a coffee machine why??

Work harder, better results...

Isn’t it work smarter not wait why am I still talking to you

Because I'm a great guy to talk to, wanna talk about how I'm placing coffee beans in ur office

WHY

Because I think it's funny

GET OUT OF MY OFFICE

WHY ARE YOU ALL LETTING A SERIAL KILLER ON HERE

Yeah friends, why

I’m gonna lose it

Get coffee, it helps, especially when you're getting the wrong guy

THERES NOBODY ELSE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE PICTURE BUT YOU

Yeah there is, go look in a bar while drunk, you'll see many

I don’t drink and NO

Oh yeah? Still not me

I can see the weapon in your pocket.

That's my coffee knife, I use it to grind coffee beans

What the fuck

Yeah I chop them up like a 10 star chef

Don’t you own a coffee machine why??

Work harder, better results...

Isn’t it work smarter not wait why am I still talking to you

Because I'm a great guy to talk to, wanna talk about how I'm placing coffee beans in ur office

WHY

WHY ARE YOU ALL LETTING A SERIAL KILLER ON HERE

Yeah friends, why

I’m gonna lose it

Get coffee, it helps, especially when you're getting the wrong guy

THERES NOBODY ELSE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE PICTURE BUT YOU

Yeah there is, go look in a bar while drunk, you'll see many

I don’t drink and NO

Oh yeah? Still not me

I can see the weapon in your pocket.

That's my coffee knife, I use it to grind coffee beans

What the fuck

Yeah I chop them up like a 10 star chef

Don’t you own a coffee machine why??

Work harder, better results...

Isn’t it work smarter not wait why am I still talking to you

WHY ARE YOU ALL LETTING A SERIAL KILLER ON HERE

Yeah friends, why

I’m gonna lose it

Get coffee, it helps, especially when you're getting the wrong guy

THERES NOBODY ELSE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE PICTURE BUT YOU

Yeah there is, go look in a bar while drunk, you'll see many

I don’t drink and NO

Oh yeah? Still not me

I can see the weapon in your pocket.

That's my coffee knife, I use it to grind coffee beans

What the fuck

Yeah I chop them up like a 10 star chef

Don’t you own a coffee machine why??

WHY ARE YOU ALL LETTING A SERIAL KILLER ON HERE

Yeah friends, why

I’m gonna lose it

Get coffee, it helps, especially when you're getting the wrong guy

THERES NOBODY ELSE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE PICTURE BUT YOU

Yeah there is, go look in a bar while drunk, you'll see many

I don’t drink and NO

Oh yeah? Still not me

I can see the weapon in your pocket.

That's my coffee knife, I use it to grind coffee beans

What the fuck

WHY ARE YOU ALL LETTING A SERIAL KILLER ON HERE

Yeah friends, why

I’m gonna lose it

Get coffee, it helps, especially when you're getting the wrong guy

THERES NOBODY ELSE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE PICTURE BUT YOU

Yeah there is, go look in a bar while drunk, you'll see many

I don’t drink and NO

Oh yeah? Still not me

I can see the weapon in your pocket.

WHY ARE YOU ALL LETTING A SERIAL KILLER ON HERE

Yeah friends, why

I’m gonna lose it

Get coffee, it helps, especially when you're getting the wrong guy

THERES NOBODY ELSE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE PICTURE BUT YOU

Yeah there is, go look in a bar while drunk, you'll see many

I don’t drink and NO

WHY ARE YOU ALL LETTING A SERIAL KILLER ON HERE

Yeah friends, why

I’m gonna lose it

Get coffee, it helps, especially when you're getting the wrong guy

THERES NOBODY ELSE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE PICTURE BUT YOU

WHY ARE YOU ALL LETTING A SERIAL KILLER ON HERE

Yeah friends, why

I’m gonna lose it

I swear