Repeat yesterday's mistakes

I absolutely hated it, I think I was lucky enough to actually not have seen his whole body. 

I'm guessing he wasn't attractive?

Ew. So, there’s like, old men that walk around with their bathrobes hanging wide open? 

Sometimes, yes.

Me too, honestly. I don’t know when it became sexy or why. 

Neither do I. All I know is that I've never found it appealing.

Where the fuck do you work?

I work as a spa instructor.

I I know, it makes you want to rip their heads off.

I wouldn't go that far but it does make me want to say some harsh words.

Obviously. 

Her child is going to be called the walking STI..

Can anyone suggest some classier songs for me to sing in the lounge? Apparently Lana Del Rey isn’t cutting it.

You can never really go wrong with a Barbra number.

It's better than dealing with clients who walk around naked in bath robes and sometimes, they don't bother to tie it up.

Who doesn't love those awkward moments in life?

There was a pregnant lady in my yoga class today, and she was saying how a good name for her baby girl to be would be Chlamydia… I actually feel bad for this poor child.

Oh that is just wrong.

Can someone please tell me why twerking is so attractive? Because I don’t understand.

I think it portrays the wrong type of image towards girls and boys.

Clients can be a pain in the ass, no? I mean I’m a lifeguard but still.

They really can be. Not all of them, some are very nice but some are just downright rude and for no reason at all.

I feel you on an emotional level, man.

Who would've thought that people wanting to relax could be so annoying?