All monsters are human

It’s a very long story that I don’t think I should tell. Haha, no I think I can handle this one.

Well of course you can handle it on your own. You are badass.

I got played by someone I used to work for.

What did they do? Do I need to punch this person?

What?

You know, when I'll have kids and pass away. That's what they'll get. I've thought everything through.

Nothing, I’m just getting revenge on someone.

Who is that someone? And why?

What's wrong honey?

Mhm, sure. 

I see, you don't sound too convinced.

I’m taking that as a yes. 

I'm not a wimp though, I swear. I might just cry sometimes, in certain situations.

No but if you do cry I have the right to call you a wimp right?

Maybe. 

You do, and I’m gonna do it when you’re not expecting it just to make it like 10x worse.

Do you want to make me cry or?

This doesn’t get you out of anything I hope you know that. The coldness is coming for you. 

I deserve it, and I'm ready.

Nope too late.

I guess I brought this on myself. I should have not made fun of your grief. I'm sorry, I'm really going to stop now.

Let’s test the theory, go put on one of your favorite shirts, and I’ll poor an ice cold drink on you. 

Okay, I'm gonna shut up.