‘shit my brother has said / done’ sentence meme.
❛ how dare this light make me wait. ME. ❜
❛ they’re just jealous because i’m so beautiful. ❜
❛ wot? you wonna go? i’ll fight ya, ya dirty wanka. ❜
❛ oop i’m going to have to poop later! ❜
❛ just grab the fucking rope you piece of shit! ❜
*lays head on your shoulder*
❛ I was not made for the mountains. fuckin’ wendingos man. ❜
❛ why the fuck is it so cold?! ❜
❛ that’s not very ladylike. you’re not very ladylike. ❜
❛ why couldn’t you have been a boy? I’ve always wanted a brother. ❜
❛ sometimes I literally just want to shake the stupidity out of people. ❜
❛ I’m losing brain cells just being here please save me. ❜
❛ why the fuck aren’t you grabbing it? just grab it! ❜
❛ I can’t. I just… can’t. ❜
❛ ____ It’s dark and I hear laughing. ❜
*tries to fight you*
*drunkenly tickles you*
❛ One of these days I’m going to raise a dog army in the forests of Canada and unleash hell upon America. ❜
❛ please refrain yourself. ❜
❛ sh-sh-shut the fuck up. just shut the fuck up. ❜
❛ I have. to. pee. ❜
*lays on you and refuses to move*













