- born to protect -

season one; themes: humor, family.

“ Wow. We’re just blowing through nap time, aren’t we? ”

“ Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy. ”

“ You’re just jumping right into this, huh? ”

“ I get the sense that there’s not much of a future there. Am I reading that right? ”

“ How would you feel if I came down on you hard? ”

“ I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it. ”

“ I’m going to give you the cash, but in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime. ”

“ He’s the only likable one in the bunch. No offense. ”

“ There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. ”

“ Uh, I’m unclear about what it is exactly you do. ”

“ Gentlemen, we do not wave our genitals at one another to make a point! ”

“ I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. ”

“ You may not be good with women, but you are great with other people’s women. I’ll give you that. ”

“ Yeah. That udder’s been dry for a while though, hasn’t it? ”

“ I’m a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. ”

“ Suddenly, playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit. ”

“ I’m not a one-night stand kinda guy, I don’t like lying to women. ”

“ I just had a major night. With a major blonde. Who just majored in Marine Biology, if you know what I mean. ”

“ Now where are the strippers? ”

“ I’m calling the cops. ”