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@canibalistic-brownie @odysseus-day

if you hate minions you hate ME!!!!!!!!!!!

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

On the topic of seam ripper play in erotic muppet fanfiction, I also just kind of wish I was made of a material that someone else could gently rip apart at the edges and reshape me in a some sort of different arrangement. God made me in his own divine image but I am not divine and divinity burns me. I see the people who have pulled at their own threads and made themselves into something really beautiful, and I see them nod at each other in solidarity and understanding, but they do not see me as I silently scream to them from the ground. I am an unmoving puppet and I need another's hands to grant me permission to become myself. I am trapped in a body that burns me and I lack both the hands to undo its seams and the mouth to cry out in pain. I do not know how to stop smiling. Man you KNOW the muppets got sooo freaky backstage

Lestat de Lioncourt, a guy who is actively in a romantic relationship with own mother: I’ve got to get away from Armand, this dynamic is way too fucked up

If you like kevjean you would love cocaine

sorry for continuing to call her Gabrielle

“Oh my god, I can't believe Kevin day fumbled two different situation ships” Kevin Day who surgically removed himself from the people he loved when he realized he was not the better option. Kevin day who even when he's the first option knows he's never the best option. Kevin Day who lets people use him as they learn to love each other and themselves until he has no use anymore and lets them go even as they rip parts of himself away when they leave. Kevin day who is always the first choice and never the last.