Odo's Promenade Bulletins

Security have determined that the street artist known as ‘Lobesy’ is responsible for drawing the moustache on the poster of Kai Winn.

In the wake of the recent incident involving a Klingon targ and an Earth Maine Coon, DS9 residents and visitors are reminded that all pets must be leashed or contained in carriers while on the Promenade. 

An unknown person or persons have broken into the Promenade vending machine and removed all of the chocolate except for the strawberry creams and the tube grub whirls. 

There have been reports of suspicious activity involving the Promenade vending machine. 

Drawing moustaches on posters of Kai Winn is vandalism and will not be tolerated on DS9. The public are encouraged to report any suspicious activity they witness to the Promenade Tip Line.

Security would like to remind the public that Infirmary staff are professionals trying to do their jobs and the anonymous Infirmary ask box is not the appropriate way to send horny notes to the CMO. 

Infirmary staff report that the free prophylactic box outside the Infirmary has been completely emptied twice in two days. Doctor Bashir would like to remind the public to please only take as many condoms as they need and to leave some for the rest of the station.

There have been reports of youths racing hoverboards on the third level of the Promenade. The public are advised to maintain alert when in this area of the station (also know as 'Thunder Road'). Security would like to remind everyone that there is NO HOVERBOARDING ON THE PROMENADE.