Morris From America sentence starters
52 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
content warning: cussing, sexual themes, violence
“So you make the rules now? Is that what I’m hearing?”
“I think she put the wrong flavor in my ice cream.”
“If you don’t like it, you can blame me.”
“Youth is not a stage in life. It’s an attitude.”
“My finger’s too fat to get the damn thing off.”
“You know, there is a party under the bridge.”
“Is this how you talk to all the ladies?”
“You are a genius, _____, but you’re not very charming.”
“Teach me how to be charming.”
“Do you have a boyfriend?”
“It’s 12:30AM. Where you been?”
“Alright, chill with that. I’ll chill too.”
“You’re mad at me? C'mon, it was for fun.”
“Look, you and your friends just like to fuck with me. I get it.”
“I like this. So we are friends?”
“Do you have a big dick?”
“What you doing up early on a Saturday?”
“What you wanna do today? It’s beautiful outside.”
“Why you gotta talk about my dick, _____?”
“Well, shit, man. What am I supposed to do?”
“What’s your talent? Sucking dick or having no dick?”
“Beat it. You’re annoying.”
“Fucking all the bitches, two at a time. All you can take for just $10.99.”
“How does that hook go? Do it for me.”
“Let Snoop Dogg rap about fucking bitches two at a time, ‘cause he’s done that shit.”
“You need to rap about what’s really going on with you. You feel me?”
“Wanna know a secret? _____ doesn’t like you. Nobody likes you.”
“I’m gonna kill you, _____!”
“Mr. _____, you want to get out of here?”
“Was your mom mad about me being over?”
“Who was that guy you left with the other day?”
“Put your pants on. I’m coming in, man.”
“The way you watch me makes me want to touch myself.”
“Let’s dance. This song is totally awesome.”
“Are you gonna fucking snitch on me again?”
“You are young. Believe it or not, you are young, and there’s no rush to be old. Trust me.”
“You make a very cute couple.”
“I’m not a player. I just crush a lot.”
“Hey, I don’t know what’s going on with you, man, but, uh, we need to talk.”
“I didn’t do anything! Those people were out for me!”
“Well, if I’m boring, why do you want me to come?”
“So I hear you’re wanted by the cops?”
“I still need to see you rap.”
“Last time you had a surprise for me, I ended up with a wet dick.”
“Don’t go to bed yet. I’ll put on some music.”
“I woke up, and they were gone. You were in my bath tub.”
“Love will make you do some stupid shit, _____.”
“So you’re not angry at me anymore?”
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