So it was 3 am and I was just goofing around. Then I suddenly imagined a pieta but Mary was getting carried by Eve. Then I expanded on that idea as a biblical alternative universe lol (which I just realized is very similiar to the Mandela catalogue). Here are some details:
-Mary has a dream (during the 3 days when "Jesus" was in the tomb) depicting the pieta mentioned above.
-In the dream, Eve expressed her disappointment in her because she didn't actually give birth to a saviour, which would save all of humankind from sin.
-After waking up, Mary, because of her intense devotion to God, deduces that her dream was a trick by the devil. Then she proceeds to pray to God.
-Somehow, after witnessing Jesus rise from the dead, Mary Magdalene realizes that this Jesus is fake
-Mary Magdalene then inquisitions Mary on how is it possible for her son to be a counterfeit. Mary doesn't know how, because 1.Of her immaculate conception (which still is a thing in this au) 2.She was visited by an angel of the lord that announces her birth to Jesus (Which is just satan in disguise).
-Mary Magdalene then assumes that she had sexual intercourse with a roman soldier (Which is not true)
-Then Mary Magdalene, again, FOR WHATEVER REASON, decides to force frankincense perfume down Mary's throat.
-Out of Mary spilled a gritty demon or whatchamacallit
-Meanwhile, from generations onwards, the Catholic Church basically worship a false Jesus, saints sacrifice their lives for a false Jesus, yada yada yada
-Whilst underground, about 400,000 followers know the truth. They pray for the future arrival of the actual Jesus. They are constantly persecuted by the church, and their ideas are deemed as heretics.
So yeah that's all I have for this Mandela catalogue rip off lol. As you can see, it's slightly blurry on some of the details. But again, I thought of all of these things at 3 am so its quite reasonable lol.
Now the traditional catholics can just like hurl insults at me, saying that I'm trying to provoke your religion. I'm not, ok?
