Who the fvxk is Patty Walters

One thing I have always and will always love about Britain is that every year from December 1st til like January 5th, everyone forgets every song that came out after 1987

I should be thinking about starting to get ready for tonight, but this hotel bed is comfy af so I’m just gonna stay here and keep binging Gavin & Stacey for the tenth time for a few more hours

I miss my bunnies :(

In need of friends, like for a friendship or come get me @ amblingfacade

Okay but how confident does Derren Brown have to be just like generally that 90% of people react to seeing him with “oh fucking hell” and he’s just cool with it though

My entire family are getting wasted and I’m just here all happy cause most if not all of Derren Brown’s shows are on youtube

I finally got the snow I’ve wanted since like October, and I only had to fly 4,000 miles to get it

I’m vibrating slightly cause my anxiety is up my ass for no reason again, so that’s fun

My bandmates always laugh at me for starting to pack so early anytime I go anywhere, but they don’t realise 90% of that time is spent pulling bunnies out of my suitcase like some kind of frustrated magician

I’m a Virgo but also a vegan so is it acceptable for me to be the snails instead of eating them

It’s Dick Van Dyke’s birthday why the fuck did no-one tell me what the hell, y’all are fake af