babe with the power

the larger piece is entitled Samoa Joe Has Been Voted Sexiest Man Alive For The Twentieth Year In A Row and has this text on it in braille, which I wrote (by hand):

The champ is here – the 25 year old world champion rests in the corner of the barricade, glistening with sweat. The competitor in the two-toned trunks is billed at 6'2" 270 lbs. His wrist tape is white, for now.

His lips are parted and his thighs are spread in his squatting position, elbows resting on the barricade walls. His mid-thigh trunks ride up. the lights in the high school gymnasium bounce off the shiny fabric.

The wrestler shaves everything below his eyebrows, which are thick. The dark hair on his head is thick and full as well, cut respectably yet fashionably short. His eyelids are shiny with sweat, resembling the glitter of eyeshadow.

14 months, 19 men, and none of them get it done. CM Punk thinks he can take the belt tonight, but he is sadly mistaken. Samoa Joe is professional wrestling, and he cannot be beat.

the smaller piece is entitled That Fat Ass Samoa Joe and has this text on it in braille, quoting the Big Bad Booty Daddy Big Poppa Pump and Lauren Thompson in the Steiner Math promo:

See, but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies: would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Joe?

"Well, I think Joe's kinda nice, I mean, y'know..."

TJISWAS HOW I FOUND OUT BTW. BTW. BTW