Rock and Roll!

Grumble Grumble Grumble.........

“Ah.............”

That was a good question.... when WAS the last time he’d taken a bath? If today was Tuesday, and Sunday was Mother’s Day....... And Easter was last month...

SCREAMS AS LOUD AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN WHICH IS A LOT BTW

〔 [ LA - KOS - 02 ], or just [ 02 ]. I’m a machine from [ ALOLA ]. Nice to meet you. I’m new from around here and don’t know my way around the region. Hope you got my back. 〕

02 blinks a couple times and then sips the coffee.

〔 Figures. Thought you were behind it, but I guess I was wrong. So. Cute. Huh. Wild. 〕

“Naaaah, today’s my day off! Taking a little me time, getting some coffee and all that... If I was the cause though, you’d see a bunch of the Zigzagoons and Linoone causing the trouble as well!”

He chuckles, giving a grin, and another sip from his own coffee.

〔 Caffeine doesn’t do anything for me. Machine. But yeah. Gimme the bean water and let’s watch shit go down. Cool. 〕

02 is so small. So small. But it works.

“And what should I call this new, cute little friend of mine, hm? You can just call me Raider, mate.”

He’s just going to reach over to the nearby coffee pot, and pour a glass for 02, as a window shatters behind him.

Raider’s just sitting at a table from a Pokemon Cafe, sipping coffee while watching the chaos and anarchy, and the arson, apparently...

“Then don’t let them???”  “Raider, you’re bigger than even Kani is, you can stop people from touching your beans.”