pls don’t reblog pLS give me more m/m plots i’m begging you
‘so you’re the new kid in school wait why are you so cocky and arrogant don’t you know i’m the king of this school wait all of my worshipers love you this is not happening stop taking my popularity i hate you also you’re hot shit did we kiss omfg-’
‘so i wanted to apply for a job and oh shit you’re the ceo of course i remember you from high school i used to date your sister and tease you for being gay also by the way i’m gay too now yeah you’re no longer the nerdy shy guy???? also you’re hella hot in a business suit shit i want you’
‘listen i know you’re getting married to a woman but i’ve been your best friend for years and i love you pls love me back shit you left her at the altar bc you were unsure??? time for me to lay my traps on you ahaha’
‘listen i’m the basketball team captain and the most popular kid in all of school and you’re get straight a’s and you’re in fucking debate team, elocution team, mathaletes andfuck why are you so smart and you’re pretty popular too but we hate each other mainly because you hate basketball and we’re both sarcastic as fuck who thought it was a good idea to make-out????’
like this or hmu pls i’m crying-










