Escapades of Detective Vinarch

@obletadetective

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Salutations!

I'm sure you've all heard of me, have you not? The Great Detective of Engine City!

...but I suppose the multiverse is a thing, and many of you have not heard of my world, let alone me. So I suppose I shall introduce myself.

I am Vinarch, a great detective who lives in Engine City of the Summer Continent. My homeworld is Obleta, the world of steam. I am a Servine, and am father to a young Snivy.

I have recently been given this device by Great Inventor Volcanion, so I can advertise my services across the multiverse!

Rent isn't cheap, so my services aren't free! They vary in price, but they start at 1000 poke as a baseline.

Pelipper Mail, while inferior to airship transport, is enabled!

#pkmn irl #vinarch #intro post

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i have a question

religiously, do you, the rotomblr user reading this, generally follow/believe in:

arceus

mew

another legendary or small group

most or all legendaries

my religion isn’t based around pokemon/isn’t here (tell me in the tags)

i’m a faller and retain my home’s concept of religion

i’m atheist

my life has been directly impacted by one or more legendaries

i’m bald/vanilla extract/nuance(is this what the kids say these days)

Voting ended onSep 22, 2024

obletadetective

Great Inventor Volcanion, of course! I've never even heard of this "Arceus"!

#lopunnears #vinarch #pkmn irl

(@obletadetective) I am sorry. I have searched every meter of the Wild Area, and while I believe I have reunited a different human with their sibling, I was unable to find yours. -Breve

That’s… yeah, I don’t know what else I expected.

Glad you were able to help someone, still. How much are you gonna charge?

obletadetective

I do not charge for failures.

I will simply have to spend this month posing as a waxwork to make ends meet!

Hey. No. I'm gonna give you something for your labour. You deserve compensation for your time, at least.

obletadetective

If you're certain, then 5000 poke should be enough to cover rent for this month.

Alright, I'll transfer it over. You sure that's all you need..?

obletadetective

I will not accept any more for a failure.

#pkmn irl #tgirljessilina #vinarch

(@obletadetective) I am sorry. I have searched every meter of the Wild Area, and while I believe I have reunited a different human with their sibling, I was unable to find yours. -Breve

That’s… yeah, I don’t know what else I expected.

Glad you were able to help someone, still. How much are you gonna charge?

obletadetective

I do not charge for failures.

I will simply have to spend this month posing as a waxwork to make ends meet!

Hey. No. I'm gonna give you something for your labour. You deserve compensation for your time, at least.

obletadetective

If you're certain, then 5000 poke should be enough to cover rent for this month.

#tgirljessilina #pkmn irl #vinarch

(@obletadetective) I am sorry. I have searched every meter of the Wild Area, and while I believe I have reunited a different human with their sibling, I was unable to find yours. -Breve

That’s… yeah, I don’t know what else I expected.

Glad you were able to help someone, still. How much are you gonna charge?

obletadetective

I do not charge for failures.

I will simply have to spend this month posing as a waxwork to make ends meet!

#tgirljessilina #pkmn irl #vinarch

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Does... anybody... else... feel like they are not... human... sometimes?

... no. Does... anybody feel like... they... are not human... at all?

obletadetective

I don't, as I have never been human!

#keokeooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #vinarch #pkmn irl

Ah, the Shaymin flock have come today! It was getting a bit too smoggy to photosynthesize!

#pkmn irl #vinarch

elite-four-grimsley

Wedding cake alternatives????

wedding deep-dish pizza

wedding sub sandwiches

obletadetective

I see that the pizza mafia and sandwich mafia have found their way to this website as well!

#many blogs #vinarch #pkmn irl

(@obletadetective) Salutations! Are there perhaps any mysteries that you are in need of solving? -Vinarch

I was going to ask about the mystery of how and why this site works the way it does, but considering the way that trying to solve said mystery affected my friend and her mental health, maybe it is best that neither of us know.

But otherwise, nothing comes to mind, I guess?

Do you… mind if I ask you questions, actually?

obletadetective

I do not mind at all!

Okay so, looking at your profile I see that you’re a Servine from somewhere called Engine City of the Summer Continent in a world called Obleta, the world of steam.

So obviously, we live in very different universes, as I’m sure you’re aware.

What’s it like over there? Like, culture-wise? What’s daily life like for you, and where are some of your favorite places to go?

Sorry, I have a lot of questions and I’m trying to cut them down to just a few!

obletadetective

My favorite places vary by the day! Currently, though, I enjoy spending time at Roselia's sandwich shop, though I suspect that the shop may be a front for the sandwich mafia.

My daily life is filled with mystery-solving, my inventions, scrounging up money for rent, and caring for my son.

Engine City is commonly called the engineering capital of Obleta, and given how Great Inventor Volcanion's shrine is here, it's not hard to see why. Every day, there's people harking their new inventions in the market, of a great many varieties!

Engine City is also where automatons first gained equal rights to bio Pokemon, so they have a great deal of culture here as well! That's their story to tell, however, not mine.

#jaimemes #vinarch #pkmn irl

[IC DM- @tgirljessilina]

Hey, sorry for getting back to you so late.

First off, do you take missing persons cases? I don't know if that's in your range of expertise, I'm just, desperate I guess.

My stepsister's missing. She has been for a while. Nobody can find her and we don't know where she is. The last place anyone saw her was when she was going to the Wild Area in galar.

She was my best friend, and I miss her. I'd do anything to get her back.

I take all sorts of cases, missing persons included!

I will be there shortly to discuss the details with you, and to begin my search.

#pkmn irl #vinarch #ask #ic dm #tgirljessilina

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(@obletadetective) Salutations! Are there perhaps any mysteries that you are in need of solving? -Vinarch

I was going to ask about the mystery of how and why this site works the way it does, but considering the way that trying to solve said mystery affected my friend and her mental health, maybe it is best that neither of us know.

But otherwise, nothing comes to mind, I guess?

Do you… mind if I ask you questions, actually?

obletadetective

I do not mind at all!

#jaimemes #pkmn irl #vinarch

Is it true that it doesn’t snow in the summer continent? My sister tells me stories but I don’t trust her

No, it does indeed snow here! Albeit only in certain places, but it does snow here!

#vinarch #pkmn irl #ask

(@obletadetective) Salutations! Are there any mysteries you perhaps are in need of solving? -Vinarch

ha. Hi. Yes, yes, there really is.

Do you have any credentials you can share though? Sorry, I need to be sure of things before I make any payments. I'm not planning on getting scammed on rotomblr rofl

obletadetective

Here's my detective's business card, and my Artifact license!

[A picture is attached, of two cards. One is a business card with a fancy signature saying "Vinarch". The other is a license saying that the holder is licensed to use dimensional travel. The latter card has some personal info about Vinarch, including a date of birth in the late 1800s.]

Oh, great. Should I send you a PM, or something like that? Not sure how to navigate this.

obletadetective

That sounds like a splendid idea!

#tgirljessilina #pkmn irl #vinarch #Ooc: IC DMs sound fun!

(@obletadetective) Salutations! Are there any mysteries you perhaps are in need of solving? -Vinarch

ha. Hi. Yes, yes, there really is.

Do you have any credentials you can share though? Sorry, I need to be sure of things before I make any payments. I'm not planning on getting scammed on rotomblr rofl

obletadetective

Here's my detective's business card, and my Artifact license!

[A picture is attached, of two cards. One is a business card with a fancy signature saying "Vinarch". The other is a license saying that the holder is licensed to use dimensional travel. The latter card has some personal info about Vinarch, including a date of birth in the late 1800s.]

#pkmn irl #tgirljessilina #vinarch

Hey can you figure out what the fuck is happening on my dash - @ringo-lingo-dingo

OOC

I do not interact with post-apocalyptic blogs, and am extremely uncomfortable with it, especially when it's applied to PMD.

Please do not interact with me from any post-apocalyptic blog.

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Just curious, how exactly do you plan on solving mysteries in other universes, should the need arise...? Do you have some sort of method of interdimensional travel, or some other plan, or...?

I do indeed have a method of interdimemsional travel, yes!

#pkmn irl #vinarch #ask

obletadetective

Does anyone require my detective services? The rent deadline is fast approaching!

alolanratttatas

what kinda stuff do you usually solve?

obletadetective

Mysteries of all sorts! From stolen valuables, to the truth of long-standing capers, to philosophical quandaries, and more!

#alolanrattatas #pkmn irl #vinarch

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