We Fuck Objects Here

not me getting curious when swimming at high tide and going to unbutton my swimshorts which are already kind of tight, then a large powerful wave knocking me back and jerking my hand to pull the zip down in one swift motion. not me feeling the seafoam covering my face and pulling me under to silence my moan. not me immediately checking to make sure i'm deep enough in the water and far enough away from other beachgoers to immediately get as spicy with the ocean as i possibly can. not me taking a little shell back to put on my necklace and seal the deal that i'm definitely going to date the ocean now. not me whispering "call me" as i grab my towel and walk back to the changerooms. couldn't be me--

probably is not too crazy, but I love grinding against my laptop and touching myself infront of him while the camera is on

Mod Custodian here! Thinking about tagging all nsft asks going forward with #Objectophilia, the object paraphilia tag, to hopefully help others find the blog and see if they wish to interact. I’ll be doing this from now on and see if that’ll help and decide if we should keep it.

picturing the idea of tuning drums to the point of over-tightening them, parts of their hardware just barely approaching warping…the tension in their aching bodies becoming greater and greater with each crank of the key and hearing their heads crackle under the pressure with every bolt and every rod fighting to keep them together…..pushing them beyond their limits as they’re forced to speak at higher and higher pitches, almost like they’re growing needier and more desperate…..making you wish you could truly feel them shudder under your touch and hear them cry out and whimper in your ear……oh dear god it’s like bdsm to me. send help

I was so attracted to the ship AI in final space until they put him into that stupid little robot body. I want a spaceship to be alive so it can fuck me, it's that simple!

watching knight rider like guess my fursona must be a dragon the way i want to fuck those cars. who said t

getting my wheelchair into my partner's car and ended up pressing my garterbelts into the back bumper bending over into the hatchback. sharp edges of the heart shaped buckle digging into my thighs, leather wings rubbing against my skin, sun warmed glossy metal like silk. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE BEING GAY

so…. Just watched brave lil toaster for the first time. I can see why everyone is so obsessed with that damn radio and lamp now 😳

so… ive been getting into th.omas that one tank engine yknow. The show. And HHRRGGHH let me just say that good god it has awakened things in me. I want to fuck a train engine so bad. Like. I need to hear them rev their engines, wheesh out their steam, i need to overload them with pleasure until they’re whining and whimpering

I wish I could go through one of those manufacturing lines for car production, each stop the machines find a new way to fuck each hole multiple times

I want to take apart an engine and find a way to fuck every part of it, I want to fill each and every hole and opening in it with my cum, I want to ride each piston until I can't walk straight for days. the dirtier the engine the better.