What if you FELL IN LOVE, and you got MARRIED, and everything was GREAT, but then your husband wanted a CHILD even though you didn't, but you still did it FOR HIM, and the child is a MESS, but you still LOVE her, but you went full on ASSHOLE at some point, and then your daughter and husband conspired to MURDER you, and also your SIDEPIECE, but you SURVIVED, and wanted REVENGE, so you end up part of a plan that gets your own daughter KILLED, and now your husband HATES you, and you hate YOURSELF, and your husband wants a DIVORCE, and then he MARRIES your EX, and you can't do anything but MOP(E) for the next 70 years, and then your ex husband DIVORCES your other ex and comes to find you, and you share a sweet moment, but then he publishes a BOOK in which he TALKS SHIT ABOUT YOU THE WHOLE TIME, and oh you're FURIOUS, and you decide to become a ROCKSTAR, THEN WHAT