Where Do All The Calculators Go?

Oh shittttt I forgot this was my one wild and precious life

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

herbert was way too happy in the beginning of bride, he was even excited to show dan his little eye puppy. its a drastic change from the herbert in the first movie and it implies that, some time after the massacre, during or after peru, and before dan announced he was moving out, herbert started opening up more to him and stopped feeling the need to mask.

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

It’s so fucking bananas that the last straw for Lestat in that meeting was finding out that Louis was getting 45% of merch profits on his tour. What kind of joker ass motherfucker becomes an investor in their ex’s crash out??? Louis Du Pointe Du Lac no one ever did it like you

louis narrates like he's in the great gatsby. armand narrates like he's in rebecca. lestat narrates like he's in katy perry's hot n cold (2008)