correct me if im wrong but it seems the author of this article has celebrity/fictional character crushes that have not been experienced by a single other living human and they’re confidently putting this out there like “remember when we all had a crush on the fucking bladder infection guy from green mile? well turns out tom hanks is old now”
OBVIOUSLY i personally am an arbiter of weird celebrity crushes and i love a weird looking human but you absolutely cannot title an article “movie characters WE had a crush on” and then hit me with deuce bigalow right off the bat




















