THE BRUNCH BLOG

Me: Guys, I gotta make it an early night. *Also me, 2 shots, 3 cocktails and a martini later*

Bae: Wanna watch a movie? Me: Absolutely! Also Me, approx 2 min later:

When ur crush is at a party & ur Bestie texts u telling u to hurry the F up and get there.

When happy hour is about to end but you and the crew are just getting started.

Me whenever my Boss asks me to stay late.

Me on Jan. 1st: New Year, new Me! Sober January all the way! Me on Jan. 2nd:

When you’re too drunk to know the difference between someone insulting you or making a joke and tbh you’re too drunk to care.

When Bae interrupts you during a story.

When it’s been a long day and it’s not even noon yet.

When Bae leaves the room after an argument but you can still hear him mumbling under his breath.

When a coworker tries to talk to me before my morning coffee.

When the mimosas start to hit you all at once.

Me trading in my delicious wine for nutritious water during sober January.

When everyone single one of your friends gets a snow day but you have to go into work.

When you start a conversation with someone at a party and immediately regret it.

Most people on January 1st: Let’s work out! Wanna Brunch? Me on January 1st:

When you double down at Brunch to get your buzz back from last night.