we get to choose the thing that eats us

so like. what do people who can't afford this do. are we just supposed to? die or something??

tights fuckers are out there operating on levels of perversion the rest of us can only dream of. half those motherfuckers are hornier about light and transparency than they are about toes

there's some dude on pixiv right now doing generational work rendering precise fabric grain and angelic translucency whose work should be studied in art classes 400 years from now who will die forgotten because he's doing all that in the service of a picture where you can juuuuust barely see the pattern on a girl's underwear

to be clear he's a hero and this is an injustice

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

soapy titties are really important to the economy

i wish more things were bolt-action. its fun. underrated mechanism.

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

"Built by generations, buried by generations, uncovered by generations" is ruining me, thanks

ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.

an extremely good post addition

Awwwww what an adorable addition!

@mildlybizarrecorvid thus seen like the knowledge you may enjoy

I honestly didn’t know there were non-African porcupines, I’d only seen the African ones

Some Native American tribes in North America (don’t know about South America) use porcupine quills as beads to sew on or make jewelry with. I have a pair of porcupine quill earrings my grandmother bought somewhere.

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water