we get to choose the thing that eats us

flooby vaporeon. if you even care.

everyone say happy halloween to flooby vaporeon

really humiliating trying to write horror like they went into the creepy house and there was a creepy ghost and the creepy guy with a creepy knife and everything was very creepy are you scared yet and thats like literally not how suspense and tension actually work but like all u can do is say well maybe something else was creepy?

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

There exists only 3 types of "femboys": eggs, transmisogynists and trans women who do sex work but the term femboy sells better

the pennsylvania bug--the standard animal of the world

every video game should have an option to disable men completely like just erase them or even better replace them with women

You still have time. Time to change your wardrobe. Time to get divorced and married again. Time to change majors. Time to learn a trade from scratch. Time to pay off debts. Time to travel. Time to love and be loved. You still have your whole life ahead. Whether you're 19 or 66. You still have so much time. But you have to take it.

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

I bet it feels good as fuck to transform into a grotesque beast and roar really loud.