we get to choose the thing that eats us

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

☝️Probrlem

Whats the problem

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

god cis people really dont even know about transgender euphoria. like they can only fathom transitioning as something you do to save your life. its so so bleak

*finishes coffee* I really want more coffee

as a shapeshifter from another world it's very important that you practice morphing into a incomprehensible form of terror when you get startled

the science team still laugh about the time steve dropped a plate and i turned into a little girl holding a small bear...hmph

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good