this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap
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@nyanpasuuna
this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

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And don't you forget it!
really enjoy how she talks like my 60 year old uncle
I had a dream I was like 15 again, sitting in the hallway of someone else's school, trying to prove to the local gang of little edgelords that I was as cool as they were. They started taking turns suggesting the Worst Fucking Meme Songs to listen to, that nobody actually wanted to listen to, but for the sake of torturing each other by making everyone listen to that crap. And I suggested something that was apparently The Most Annoying Stupid-Ass Meme Song Du Jour: Something that consisted 90% of just meaty smacking sounds and mildly mechanical-sounding whimpers and squeaks. It had a title, in finnish:
"Hatsune Miku saa turpaan Jyväskylässä"
And these were like a whole genre. The same base audio clip of smacking-and-squeaking with the ambient background noises of different finnish cities mixed on the background. Like the sounds of distant train tracks somewhere far away in the one titled "Hatsune Miku saa turpaan Riihimäellä."
I really had to check that these videos are not actually a thing when I woke up. And then I woke up properly in the morning and was deeply confused about what the fuck I'd been googling at 2 am.
meaty smacking and mechanical whimpers sounds like a hatsune miku based radio porn show your brain has either invented or invited in something both jarring and unnatural much like the minds of the artists in Lovecraft's well known work, Call of Cthulhu. Only with infinitely more concerning implications
The title translates to "Hatsune Miku gets her ass beat in [various finnish cities]", so the implied premise of the whole audiomeme seemed to be that Miku is on a Finland tour and having a horrible, horrible time.
google translate lied to me. It said saa turpaan (gets her ass beat) was "having fun." is it an idiom/ ironic slang, or is google completely wrong?
@waxjism
google lied big time it means nothing like that. Literally its ”gets [hit] in [her] (horse equivalent of) muzzle” i cant think of a way for that to be fun in any context or slang and in general google translate is SO unreliable when it comes to translating finnish
nyanpasuuna... is trombone considered moe...
i saw a plastic trombone at a thrift store last week and i genuinely considered making my URL reflect reality by learning it and mayhaps even attempting a meow sound with it further down the line
actually holy shit i'm looking at it now and that trombone was a fucking STEAL compared to what one of those costs new, i feel like i seriously gotta consider going back for it now that i've been handed a chance this good, just scared of, ya know, how i've already gotten a vaguepost of a noise complaint from just medium-high volume humming in this apartment building
anyway i know actually comically little about that whole classification of instruments but i keep getting myself in situations adjacent to them and some day i'm gonna say fuck it and follow through with it
in all seriousness my URL comes from a YTP sentence mix i did of renge's "nyanpasu" greeting from non non biyori into "pasuuna" ("trombone") followed by a loud trombone note

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nyanpasuuna... is trombone considered moe...
i saw a plastic trombone at a thrift store last week and i genuinely considered making my URL reflect reality by learning it and mayhaps even attempting a meow sound with it further down the line
actually holy shit i'm looking at it now and that trombone was a fucking STEAL compared to what one of those costs new, i feel like i seriously gotta consider going back for it now that i've been handed a chance this good, just scared of, ya know, how i've already gotten a vaguepost of a noise complaint from just medium-high volume humming in this apartment building
anyway i know actually comically little about that whole classification of instruments but i keep getting myself in situations adjacent to them and some day i'm gonna say fuck it and follow through with it
dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm
this is why you shouldn't swear
metronome
ITS BECAUSE DAVINCI RESOLVE SUCKS ASS AND TO GET IT ***BARELY*** IN RHYTHM (WHICH IS STILL NOT EVEN FUCKING CORRECT IT SHOULDVE BEEN 4/4) I HAD TO CHANGE THE SPEED OF THE GIF AND THE AUDIO SEPARATELY AND AS YOU CAN HEAR THAT IS NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS
video version
the metronome in this video was a bit off
so i wrote around it

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Hostile takeover
christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge
atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks
agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from
shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it
it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?
this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it's not a coincidence
my house is scary at night
Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

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i have the gender equivalent of that source engine physics-props-smashing-together-into-a-singularity sound
#gender #gamedev #imwaitingformyfoodtoget here
Outside im smiling.
But inside?
Im mambo.
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