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why does food in ghibli movies always look so gooood 😫

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moveslikekeithrichards

its crazy how using your chosen name & pronouns feels so Not Allowed when youre used to having to use your legal name for everything. like all i do is go to work and go to doctors so writing an artist bio using my correct information is like, Is This Allowed?? Is This Allowed??? it straight up feels like being an unsupervised kid eating gummy worms for breakfast & waiting for someone to come tell you to knock it off

triibulinekiisu

like to charge, reblog to cast

hateusandseeifwemind

pinene

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

tadeadshihamurder

someone on reddit explained 😭

no-one-offical

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desmolbean404

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

teaboot

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

lastoneout

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

lastoneout

You. You get it.

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csny

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

dragongirlsnout

And don't you forget it!

mucro-algesco

really enjoy how she talks like my 60 year old uncle

#word of warning from experience: staying in the closet and not transitioning turns you into this and not in a good way

homunculus-argument

I had a dream I was like 15 again, sitting in the hallway of someone else's school, trying to prove to the local gang of little edgelords that I was as cool as they were. They started taking turns suggesting the Worst Fucking Meme Songs to listen to, that nobody actually wanted to listen to, but for the sake of torturing each other by making everyone listen to that crap. And I suggested something that was apparently The Most Annoying Stupid-Ass Meme Song Du Jour: Something that consisted 90% of just meaty smacking sounds and mildly mechanical-sounding whimpers and squeaks. It had a title, in finnish:

"Hatsune Miku saa turpaan Jyväskylässä"

homunculus-argument

And these were like a whole genre. The same base audio clip of smacking-and-squeaking with the ambient background noises of different finnish cities mixed on the background. Like the sounds of distant train tracks somewhere far away in the one titled "Hatsune Miku saa turpaan Riihimäellä."

I really had to check that these videos are not actually a thing when I woke up. And then I woke up properly in the morning and was deeply confused about what the fuck I'd been googling at 2 am.

gpedia

meaty smacking and mechanical whimpers sounds like a hatsune miku based radio porn show your brain has either invented or invited in something both jarring and unnatural much like the minds of the artists in Lovecraft's well known work, Call of Cthulhu. Only with infinitely more concerning implications

homunculus-argument

The title translates to "Hatsune Miku gets her ass beat in [various finnish cities]", so the implied premise of the whole audiomeme seemed to be that Miku is on a Finland tour and having a horrible, horrible time.

crankydevon

google translate lied to me. It said saa turpaan (gets her ass beat) was "having fun." is it an idiom/ ironic slang, or is google completely wrong?

@waxjism

greenrose-witchdance

google lied big time it means nothing like that. Literally its ”gets [hit] in [her] (horse equivalent of) muzzle” i cant think of a way for that to be fun in any context or slang and in general google translate is SO unreliable when it comes to translating finnish

nyanpasuuna

nyanpasuuna... is trombone considered moe...

i saw a plastic trombone at a thrift store last week and i genuinely considered making my URL reflect reality by learning it and mayhaps even attempting a meow sound with it further down the line

actually holy shit i'm looking at it now and that trombone was a fucking STEAL compared to what one of those costs new, i feel like i seriously gotta consider going back for it now that i've been handed a chance this good, just scared of, ya know, how i've already gotten a vaguepost of a noise complaint from just medium-high volume humming in this apartment building

anyway i know actually comically little about that whole classification of instruments but i keep getting myself in situations adjacent to them and some day i'm gonna say fuck it and follow through with it

nyanpasuuna

in all seriousness my URL comes from a YTP sentence mix i did of renge's "nyanpasu" greeting from non non biyori into "pasuuna" ("trombone") followed by a loud trombone note

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nyanpasuuna... is trombone considered moe...

i saw a plastic trombone at a thrift store last week and i genuinely considered making my URL reflect reality by learning it and mayhaps even attempting a meow sound with it further down the line

actually holy shit i'm looking at it now and that trombone was a fucking STEAL compared to what one of those costs new, i feel like i seriously gotta consider going back for it now that i've been handed a chance this good, just scared of, ya know, how i've already gotten a vaguepost of a noise complaint from just medium-high volume humming in this apartment building

anyway i know actually comically little about that whole classification of instruments but i keep getting myself in situations adjacent to them and some day i'm gonna say fuck it and follow through with it

reshidei

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

zoctopode

this is why you shouldn't swear

ryoyamadaily

metronome

gingik

ITS BECAUSE DAVINCI RESOLVE SUCKS ASS AND TO GET IT ***BARELY*** IN RHYTHM (WHICH IS STILL NOT EVEN FUCKING CORRECT IT SHOULDVE BEEN 4/4) I HAD TO CHANGE THE SPEED OF THE GIF AND THE AUDIO SEPARATELY AND AS YOU CAN HEAR THAT IS NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS

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the metronome in this video was a bit off

so i wrote around it

gingik

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gingik

Hostile takeover

fluffysheeple

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

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