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Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

one of my favorite little pluribus details is that they make you listen to the voicemail in its entirety every single time. there's no skipping ahead, no oh you've heard this, no handwringing that the audience will get bored. we're in this with carol. we're gonna listen to the fucking voicemail again

Reblog with your listening age according to Spotify

Single-handedly waging the War on Christmas

Kids these days are too soft. Back in my day, life was like a War. Bloodshed and War. I was so scared. I want my child to experience that too for some reason.

Listen buddy, because of your little "what the derp" moment, Archduke Ferdinand is dead.

At least it can't get any worse.

Worse? Let put this in terms you'll understand. Kaiser Wilhelm is about to "epicly troll" Europe, and it's not going to be "awesomesauce" for anyone.

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]