The interns are laughing at me (again)

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll

looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll

looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you

he could not, in fact, fence

When I had the privilege to hear him talk at AwesomeCon 2015, he informed us he is a master fencer. It was a very clear implication that he is still fencing at his advanced age. No wonder he’s so healthy.

When they reached the car and climbed in was when she decided to say it. She leaned back into the seat, letting out a sigh, closing her eyes. Here goes everything...

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

Name: Bay

Gender:Female

General Appearance: Tall, sunny colors, and is built like her father.

Personality: Exuberant and upbeat, a wanderer.

Special Talents: Can sing, play guitar, surf, and also on the swim team and often on boats, helping her dad work.

Who they like better: Coel

Who they take after more: Coel

Personal Head canon: She wants to take a couple years off to travel and work on cruise ships.

Face Claim: Skyler Samuels

(Because I’m a fickle person and can’t decide)

Name: Ren

Gender: Female

General Appearance: Long, dark, and gangly. (More like her mom)

Personality: Quiet and snarky, but very caring and protecting. 

Special Talents: Handy with cars and electronics, also knows how to surf and swim. 

Who they like better: Dakota

Who they take after more: Dakota

Personal Head canon: She’s often finding herself falling into her mom’s old footsteps and loving the idea of racing and letting herself be free. (She’s also Grandpa Tony’s awkward princess)

Face Claim: Kristen Stewart

★ Theme 4: I can change it round some, too

by two-dames

PREVIEW ★ CODE

Features:

500px posts

3 Sidebars, or rather one sidebar, depending how you look at it. The description, title and links all have separate boxes

The sidebar images should be 140x240 px (optimally)

Image background, as always

3 links + three (3) additional links

Tons of colour options

If you want to use it:

Do Not remove credit

A like or reblog is appreciated

Edit as much as you want

Tell me if something is screwy

Details under the cut.

Static previews

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Hey, guys ! Thanks for taking the time to read through this; I promise I’ll try to keep it short !

My name’s Andrew; I’m a 21 year old disabled American. Feel free to call me Andy if you’d like ! I’ve recently discovered the joy ( unsarcastic, shockingly ) of coding &, after making the themes displayed above, I’ve been asked a few times now if I do commissions. Until now, I’ve been doing them for my friends, for free, but after more & more people have come to me from outside my immediate circle, I’ve decided to open up commissions for this hobby that I really enjoy !

Custom themes are made with my own code, that I wrote myself with the help of a very close friend, as well as some free to use public codes ( such as the music player that I tailor to each theme ). Since then, I’ve improved it far beyond what it originally was & have become pretty confident in my own abilities, shown above in these caps through the quick incline of my coding understanding. I’d really love to keep practicing & further advance this skill, & I’m hoping some of you who read this post will consider my offers & allow me to prove my capability !

I can be contacted via messages or IMs. All payments can be made via Paypal or Amazon gift cards; details will be exchanged upon order completion. I will make themes for any kind of blog ( E.G. – roleplayers, fandom, personals, etc ). You do not need to be a mutual for any degree of commission.

Standard - $10 Standard themes will generally be completed within 2-3 days.

“I can make my own graphics; just code it for me!”

A full theme, including popups or pages, depending on your preference.

Music player

Hover tab / side bar, depending on your preference.

All included graphics ( main background, popup tab backgrounds / page images ) will be made by the person requesting the theme.

Special - $15 Special themes will generally be completed within 3-5 days.

“I need the graphics & the code!”

A full theme, including popups or pages, depending on your preference.

Music player 

Hover tab / side bar, depending on your preference.

All included graphics ( main background, popup tab backgrounds / page images ) will be made by me with input from the person requesting the theme.

Exclusive - $20 Exclusive themes will be played by ear, depending on the intended special effect.

“I had something really special in mind, can you include it?”

A full theme, including popups or pages, depending on your preference.

Music player

Hover tab / side bar, depending on your preference.

All included graphics ( main background, popup tab backgrounds / page images ) will be made by me with input from person requesting the theme.

Included special effect; such as a complicated* container shape, a javascript effect ( falling objects, E.G. ), or unboxed / non-bordered popups.

*Complicated is defined by how long a step will take me. E.G. - A customized container shape outside of four evenly angled ( or rounded ) corners would be considered ‘complicated.’

Information you may want to have before contacting me to make the process smoother

The name & media in which your face claim comes from / an intended character to be featured / a general aesthetic.

A color scheme.

A playlist comprising of no more than five songs if you elect for a music player.

If you’d like a hover tab or a side bar.

If you’d like scatter links or your links to be in a line.

If you’d like popups or pages.

A container shape & size.

Again, thank you for taking the time to read this, & thank you even more if you consider commissioning me !