※ JENNA & JULIEN PODCAST #179 SPACE SURVIVOR SENTENCE STARTERS ※
starters from the 179th episode of the jenna & julien podcast ! feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more j&j
“I missed you so much last week.”
“Thank you so much for covering me last week.”
“I had to deal with some unfortunate stuff.”
“You really held my weight.”
“I have a question, though. Do you like my outfit?”
“Tell them what you said to me before we came in here.”
“I think I took comfortable to another level.”
“Can I just wear a blanket over my whole head and body?”
“You’re gonna be hot in, like, twenty minutes.”
“I just thought that sounded cool.”
“Forget about the whole eating thing, I’m very uncomfortable.”
“We’re launching them off of a trampoline into space.”
“How does one prime themselves for the weather?”
“I keep changing the rules, here.”
“How long are we in space for? Fifteen years?”
“Get prepared for lots of spontaneous plans and things caught on fire.”
“They’re a national treasure.”
“He’s just out here trying to rediscover himself.”
“He’s like a full of himself, old Batman.”
“Every night is hell, pretty much.”
“If you’re gonna sleep-yell, you’ve gotta do it in Dothraki.”
“How are we gonna get any sleep?”
“How far in the future is this? We’re gonna be dead…!”
“He’s literally 103 degrees. Exactly. On the dot.”
“He misses his mom so much.”
“That’s fine, it’s fine. I take it back, it’s not fine.”
“You’re gonna fight me all day on this one.”
“They’re cinema legends in-character.”
“This is like teasing me with a sequel.”
“I didn’t agree to any of that.”
“Consult your drug dealer, it’ll be a case-by-case basis.”
“Do not consult your drug dealer.”
“What the hell? What the hell is going on?”
“After the first five minutes, I can’t stand that.”
“They don’t need a sex doctor…”
“The show’s not that long.”
“He’s pure. He misses his mom, and he wants to talk about Jesus Christ.”
“I don’t think any of that’s true.”
“I’m not sure where this idea of them being on bicycles came from.”
“Neither of those people are on a bicycle…!”
“Is that a stereotype I just made up in my head?”
“We’re too deep in this; we need to back away.”
“There is no need to get any further in this conversation.”
“I’m having a hard time understanding a religious stereotype that involves a bicycle.”
“I’ve already dug myself pretty deep and I don’t know how I got here.”
“However he’s got one, he’s got one.”
“Anyone at any point needs brain surgery, we are fucked.”
“Get the fuck off the planet.”
“First of all, we don’t have that. Second of all, stop hitting on everyone.”
“He’s looking at me weird and I don’t like him.”
“We don’t need an orchestra conductor in space.”
“Nobody needs an orchestra conductor anyways, unless you’re an orchestra.”
“He’s probably just really pretentious.”
“I can’t even follow this conversation.”
“You’re the most useless AI in the world.”
“I literally got hives listening to this conversation.”
“That’s a bad characteristic.”
“It’s like jet lag but on steroids.”
“I feel terrible for them, but I can’t just have you forgetting how gravity works every night.”
“Alright, this person sucks.”
“I like that guy, I like him through and through, I think he’s a fantastic — he’s a model, model human.”
“Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no.”
“I just want to know if a lavender candle hurts me more than an orange spring candle.”
“You know what? Challenge accepted.”
“This person needs to stop it.”
“They’re gonna form an alliance. A fire-based alliance that we can’t handle.”
“It’s starting to get a little annoying.”
“What makes you think he’s sleeping with everyone?”
“Am I the only girl right now?”
“He’s providing nothing.”
“I know that you want them to win.”
“I don’t want any more parmesan cheese.”
“She sees not only a working relationship, but a sexual one, as well.”
“I don’t know how we funded a trip to space, but we did.”
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