Charlie

Alpha david cameron who you can never tell when hes in a rut because he gets even more posh and stuck-up, and when his omega nick clegg goes in heat david makes him writhe around on the floor fully clothed while he sits there and laughs

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

i always marvel at the footage they find for these documentaries. there’s an absolutely extraordinary piece in the tony blair story, presumably from 1994, of tony blair being interviewed by a panel of three people about his suitability for the position of leader— one of those people being alastair campbell. ‘have you really thought through the effect of the job you’re about to take on, assuming you get it, upon yourself and your family?’ and ‘you’ve decided it’s worth living with, assuming that you can become prime minister?’ asks the man who is about to throw himself so hard into helping his interviewee achieve and then maintain that goal that he will nigh on destroy himself, and his partner will think of it as an extramarital affair

people who knew blair in the 1970s describing him as being ‘very girly-looking and sort of prettyboy’ and ‘asexual…. [with] a kind of helplessness’ ?????

i support gore and torture but i draw the line at misogyny

i don't want to "choose a career" i don't want to think about "job applications" i want to be a young journalist already at the top of my profession who ignores the advice of everyone i love to go and work for a promising new labour leader and over the next decade run myself into the ground for him

service top knight who whines and cums when you tell him how good he is at fucking you