rex corvus; parate regis corvi

so who’s gonna take one for the team and fall in love with me this october

you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions : "to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones."

Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that