it started with a whisper

yes yours. I’m well aware of that. 

Word. And this conversation never happened. 

Don't talk about her boobs again. Mine. 

Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

That doesn’t make it any less disgusting.

Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

Doesn’t mean I enjoy hearing about it.

Yeah, I know. But like, it doesn't mean anything anymore and you know that. 

Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

You spelled ‘slut’ wrong, and forgot to add ‘man’ in front of it.

Stud. Slut. Whore. Whatever. Same fucking deal. 

Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

wow. Pre-Hermione I would assume.

Pre-Hogwarts, dude. I was a fucking stud at McKinley. 

Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

You wouldn't even be involved, though. 

Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

well. 4 in two months is not that many.

Okay, you got me there. I remember when at least 4 in a week was my standard. 

Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

Then just let me punch him and end this shit. 

Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

at least they’re not all yelling at me for being a whore today.

But you are a whore.