Right?!??! We wouldn't be anywhere without him!

Competence never looked so sexy. I don't even know what more to add. Within seconds of first seeing this guy tinkering with his jeep, he's appraised the fuckuppery, given Jock a snarky reply and a 'riiight okay' look dripping with Judgement for turning down water, shown off mad driving skills, and been so sexily RIGHT as well as flippantly cool about it. He just... pulls off an astonishing stunt, then calmly lights a ciggie. Wow. Is 'desert suave' a thing? This guy looks disarmingly soft and fluffy but he is the absolute pinnacle of competence and cool.

Looks: 15/10 Competence: off the charts/10 Derangement: 10/10 Fluffiness: 100/10 Driving skills: 666/10 Other: +82 for how sexy swearing is in that accent of his Total: competence you can ride all day long/10

Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air She told me to come, but I was already there