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ENG and ARG are both great sounds to make when you stub your toe

#football #soccer #world cup #england #argentina

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just got back from the year 2030. everybod is cracking up at the Sublime Clyde meme

#meme #memes #time travel #sublime Clyde

legally requiring billionaires to carry around a bunch of money and cool stuff that they have to drop if attacked

you can have a billion but you have to become an irl loot goblin about it

#billionaire #goblincore #late stage capitalism #capitalism #shitpost

BREAKING: Jay-Z reportedly "down to 83 problems", on track for 80 by end of year

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Big Doorbell doesn't want you to know about knocking

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my siblings who i lift weights with down at the gym call those my pump kin

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how many witches can a witchcraft carry

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nottscolin

Let's make nachos!

tortilla chips

mince

seasoning

refried beans

bell pepper

onion

jalapeño

cheese

salsa

guacamole

sour cream

hot sauce

Voting ended onJun 5

nottscolin

Let's make nachos!

tortilla chips

mince

seasoning

refried beans

bell pepper

onion

jalapeño

cheese

salsa

guacamole

sour cream

hot sauce

Voting ended onJun 5

I know it feels awful to lose something you love. But the truth is, it's not truly gone, because you're carrying a little bit of it with you wherever you go.

What I'm saying is, you've got a little bit of your dinner caught in your beard.

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nottscolin

Let's make nachos!

tortilla chips

mince

seasoning

refried beans

bell pepper

onion

jalapeño

cheese

salsa

guacamole

sour cream

hot sauce

Voting ended onJun 5

misheard the term "aura farming", accidentally planted a bunch of oreos in my garden

#shitpost #dad jokes #oreo #aura #aura farming

Let's make nachos!

tortilla chips

mince

seasoning

refried beans

bell pepper

onion

jalapeño

cheese

salsa

guacamole

sour cream

hot sauce

Voting ended onJun 5

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the proclaimers were absolutely mad. walking 500 miles for someone and then they ask you to walk 500 more?? red flag buddy. get outta there

#the proclaimers #shitpost #dad jokes #pun #jokes

drinking pressed apple juice: cool, fashionable, sexy

drinking depressed apple juice: well that's just sad

#shitpost #dad jokes #pun #jokes #one liners

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"no caffeine after midday!" I say as I chug my 11:59 pint of iced coffee

#shitpost #coffee #caffeine #dad jokes

*running frantically back towards my multiverse travel machine*

this isn't the fuck universe!! it's the fuck youniverse!!

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