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Let's make nachos!

tortilla chips

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salsa

guacamole

sour cream

hot sauce

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Let's make nachos!

tortilla chips

mince

seasoning

refried beans

bell pepper

onion

jalapeño

cheese

salsa

guacamole

sour cream

hot sauce

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

I know it feels awful to lose something you love. But the truth is, it's not truly gone, because you're carrying a little bit of it with you wherever you go.

What I'm saying is, you've got a little bit of your dinner caught in your beard.

#shitpost #dad jokes #pun #jokes

nottscolin

Let's make nachos!

tortilla chips

mince

seasoning

refried beans

bell pepper

onion

jalapeño

cheese

salsa

guacamole

sour cream

hot sauce

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

misheard the term "aura farming", accidentally planted a bunch of oreos in my garden

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Let's make nachos!

tortilla chips

mince

seasoning

refried beans

bell pepper

onion

jalapeño

cheese

salsa

guacamole

sour cream

hot sauce

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

#nachos #poll blog #tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #polls #my polls #shitpost

the proclaimers were absolutely mad. walking 500 miles for someone and then they ask you to walk 500 more?? red flag buddy. get outta there

#the proclaimers #shitpost #dad jokes #pun #jokes

drinking pressed apple juice: cool, fashionable, sexy

drinking depressed apple juice: well that's just sad

#shitpost #dad jokes #pun #jokes #one liners

"no caffeine after midday!" I say as I chug my 11:59 pint of iced coffee

#shitpost #coffee #caffeine #dad jokes

*running frantically back towards my multiverse travel machine*

this isn't the fuck universe!! it's the fuck youniverse!!

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egg who figures out they're a trans man when they pick up the BBQ tongs and instinctively clack them twice

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who lives longer

tortoises

elves

Voting ended onMay 9

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he got it in one

#ducks #mallard #Wordle #word puzzles #puzzle #shitpost

I've been burned before. How cool is this De Sac really?

#cul de sac #terrible puns #dad jokes #shitpost #pun #puns

actually it's only ADHD if it in the post-Jesus era. otherwise it's BCHD

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Sorry, I misunderstood. Please fuck back on

#shitpost #fuck off

many people are willing to give a shit, but most people will take no shit. this has introduced a buyers' market which creates challenges in the shit economy

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