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As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. Itās fine, I donāt think Wolf Hunter minds. ššš
I feel as though what drives most rude / inconsiderate behavior I experience IRL on a day to day basis comes from a place of having this unearned and unnecessary sense of urgency in situations that aren't actually urgent. I think if more people became aware of this completely unnecessary sense of urgency in situations that actually aren't urgent, it might make co-existing and sharing public spaces with other people a lot easier and more tolerable.
That text post that's been making the rounds that goes something like "Omg you made it to the same red light as everyone else but faster and more dangerously and recklessly, should we call nascar? Do you want a medal?" summarizes exactly what I'm trying to talk about.
It's like when I have to change buses at one of the bigger and busier bus stops, and the people who get off the same bus as me shove and elbow past me to get off before me, and then shove and elbow past anyone even slightly in their way on the way to the bus they're switching to, only to end up on the same bus as all the people they shoved and elbowed, with several minutes to spare before it leaves and plenty of open seats left.
I think this unnecessary urgency a lot of people feel in their day to day lives drives a lot of bad behavior. I'm not saying I'm innocent of this (is anyone?), I've felt it too in plenty of situations that didn't call for it, and regrettably was less kind than I should have been as a result. But I try to be aware of it, and always try to ask myself it it's really as urgent as my lizard brain is trying to tell me it is, and even if it was urgent, does that still justify unkind behavior?
Is shoving or elbowing another person aside going to make the difference between whether or not you make it to the bus before it pulls away? (hint: at least where I live, most of the time that's a no because the drivers usually won't leave if they see people from another bus heading towards their bus). Is shoving and elbowing people aside in a crowded grocery store going to make any real difference in how quickly you get your shopping done?
Does a few extra seconds of time actually justify cruel and unkind behavior towards people you perceive as slightly inconveniencing you?
This week's zoom meeting was a blast! A big shout out to all those who made it! and to those who commented that they want to try and hop in next time, I am planning to host a second meetup on:
Friday, August 28th at 1:00 p.m. Pacific Daylight Time
SO mark your calendars!! Hope you all can make it!!
Sherlock Holmes, ACD Holmes, BBC Sherlock, and Johnlock fans all welcome! We're all one big family in many ways! (But Liri, I'm not active in the fandom anymore???) You are welcome as well! Come say hi! What are you up to now? It's nice sometimes to just see that people do exist. ššāļø Feel free to tag your peeps. Cheers, - Liri
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So I've seen the post going around that's kind of like "kids should be able to read whatever they want and not have their choices censored by adults" and I largely agree with one caveat which is that children need to be able to opt in. I remember being 12 and sneaking some dirty books, and being interested and excited to read a book with something more sexy in it, and no one died, and everything was fine, and I was not forever scarred. However I do remember being shown a a horror film at seven by a babysitter and not being able to sleep for three weeks, and if I'd known how scary the movie was I wouldn't have wanted to watch it.
Kids can usually know what they can handle. Kids cover their eyes at scary points in films, kids read past stuff they aren't ready for. But it is good to be clear like "Oh that book might have some scary parts you might not like, are you sure you want to get that one?" Or "Oh this book has some grown up things in them that you might have a hard time understanding, I want to check that your okay with that." Like give kids the warnings and options and they will probably make a safe and informed decision. It doesn't have to be either or.
I also think kids should be allowed to be wrong about what they can handle without getting in trouble for it. They should be able to go to the adults in their life and ask for help processing what they saw or read without fear of judgement or punishment.
Heya folks, I am sad to say that due to this administrationās shitty policies I lost my job last week. Iām in a transition period and job searching, but if you like the writing Iāve done or the edits/moodboards Iāve made or are just feeling generous in general (say that three times fast lol) my KoFi is available if youād like to make a little donation and help me pay some bills and buy groceries.
Be well yāall, and donāt forget to reach out to the people you loveāthese are hard times for everyone and we need community more than ever ā„ļøā„ļøā„ļø
Iām so happy to say I have a new job that Iāve been dreaming of doing for years now, but I took a $20k pay cut to do it so your girl is struggling lol
I have medical bills that need to be paid and I broke a tooth yesterday that will require a root canal and rebuilding, all of which comes out to around $1200 that I need to come up with.
I know everyone is struggling right now, so if all you can do is reblog, I sincerely appreciate that so much!
Here are some lost sterek fics that I was not able to find. Forever updating kind of post, so if you want a fresh one, click the link in my bio. If you recognise a fic from the list, just let me know any way you want! Reblogs are appreciated for a bigger reach. Love you!
1. The ship is Sterek. One of the scenes I remember is that Stiles is so wrapped up in his research that everyone tells him to take a break. While in the shower, he figures out the solution and comes running downstairs in just his pajama pants and barefoot. Derek is a little flustered, since he finds Stiles very attractive. After Stiles explains his idea, Erica comments that he should be shirtless more often. I also remember that in this story, Sheriff Stilinski has to stay with Peter Hale for protection, and Stiles has to stay with Derek.
2. Stiles and Derek created a kind of private communication in which they would tell each other lies in order to deal with the bad things that had happened to them. For instance, I recall Derek saying something to the effect that Kate killed his family because she actually loved him. By the end of the fic, Stiles gets badly injured and he says to a desperate Derek that he will be okay, which suggests that he feels like he will die, and so the reader is left with that impression. It was sad but beautiful at the same time.
3. the reason why Stiles never wanted to get bitten was because he knew his eyes would be blue. It was before the Nogitsune arc. And the reason his eyes would be blue was because when his mom was dying, she asked Stiles for a larger dose of morphine for the pain and died due to an overdose
4. It's a small one, less than 1k words, I think. It is told from the pov of Stiles' stalker, who observes him from afar while Stiles is in a diner with the pack (?). The stalker is obsessed with him, goes in detail about Stiles' features, and is convinced that Stiles likes him. Then Stiles leaves the diner, and the stalker goes after him. The stalker doesn't realise that Stiles noticed him, and thinks that Stiles is unusually skittish. Then Stiles hides in some grocery store, and the stalker sees him calling someone while distressed. After a while, he sees Derek (he doesn't know it's Derek) coming in the Camaro and Stiles running toward him in relief. In the end, this stalker watches as Derek pulls Stiles to himself and I vividly remember the stalker's shock at their familiarity. Like, this dude honestly believed he and Stiles would end up together, and that Stiles was his already. His internal monologue goes something like "He could just imagine Stiles under that man, moaning and how dare he". Then, Derek, with his arm around Stiles, turns to look at the stalker and says "Mine", and that's the end of the fic.
6. stiles and derek had two children, they were twins. it was the twins 16th birthday and for their birthday they got the camero. the two children were on the hunt for their mates, the daughter's mate attended their school while the son couldnt find his just yet. the son was more on the weaker side, having his sister fight many battles for him while growing up. one day the son hops into the camero and tells his wolf " find me my mate" and his wolf does just that. he arrives at this run down diner like the next town over, the son enters the diner and the boy behind the counter, we find out is the sons mate. a little background about the sons mate is that he was kidnapped when he was at an amusement park when he was younger. now he resides with his kidnapper at the diner and spends his nights in the basement of the restaurant chained up. the son and his mate eventually go out and go to the mall, here they have so much fun that the son's mate forgets he has to be back at the diner at a certain time so his kidnapper doesn't notice hes gone.Ā i do remember one portion of dialogue from this fic, it was when the son and his mate went out and arrived back at the hale-stilinski residency late at night, and the son's mates says he doesn't have any clothing to sleep over in and the son says, " what's mine is yours"
7. Something happens and an alternate universe opens up and it ends up switching regular Stiles with an alt!Stiles. The alternate universe is where the hale pack survive the fire and Sterek are dating. The regular pack start to like alt!Stiles better because he's nicer than(not as traumatized as) their Stiles. Derek is the only one who doesn't prefer him obvs because he's in love with the og. In the alt!Uni the Hale pack are a little taken back but still like Stiles cuz he's super sarcastic and smart. He starts trying to find a way back to his own uni. One of the main plot points is that the Alt!Stiles is best friends with Theo(bad) and at some point Theo comes over and starts hitting on Cora. The hale pack are upset and try to just keep him away from her but don't say anything cuz they don't wanna make Stiles upset(they think Theos his best friend in the other uni). Stiles walks in and finds out what Theo was doing. Cut to a badass scene of Stiles throwing him out and threatening him. The hales love him after that. Meanwhile the other pack are starting to realize that they miss their Stiles cus this one is too nice and not as smart. Eventually Stiles opens a portal back but before he leaves he takes a container of Talia Hales cookies for his Hales. He meets the other Stiles on the original side of the rift and talks some sense into him. Alt!Stiles stops being friends with Theo. Stiles gives the hales the cookies and there's a gay moment between him and Derek(they don't start dating but it's implied that they likely will).
8. so the fic is where Stiles gets turned into a werewolf (to save his life I think). Scott is the alpha and Lydia is also for some reason a werewolf. I think?? both Derek and Stiles have blue eyes. All i remember for sure is that on Stilesā first run on a full moon, Derek taunts Stiles to chase him which ends with he and Derek smooshing booties raw on a forest floor and Derek bottoms. Scott and the pack obviously know they hooked up, but Scott basically just goes āš¤·āāļø werewolf hormones, I made out with everyone on a full moon at one pointā
11. Derek buys stiles off an online sight for omegas (stiles is the omega) and stiles is pregnant. They do the do and then stiles dad uses the police force to find him and we find out stiles used his dads card to sell him self cause he did not want to shame his family. They make up, stiles dad is allowed to come see him and Derek thinks of the kid as his (like he know stiles got knocked up before him but Derek is possessive and that is his baby and his omega). And they live happily ever after.
12. derek takes care of stiles or rather "babysit" him (Stiles isn't a child you know what I mean, he is his canon age) because both his hands are broken thus in plasters. Stiles gets aroused quickly in the kitchen then he goes upstairs and suddenly derek appears and proposed to give him a hand literally... it's a one shot.
13. pack mom stiles the pack is kidnapped by Kate and I think turned to children it was in wattpad
15.soulmate/soulmark sterek fic. Derek was not aware that Stiles is his soulmate (covered his soulmark or something, after the fire) but Stiles knows it's Derek and Scott does too but never revealed that to Derek when they met him. There's this particular scene I remember set during the Mexico fight where Derek gets injured and while Stiles is coming out of the cave after rescuing Scott, he can feel Derek dying and starts crying and panicking with Scott beside him. But then few minutes later he can also feel when Derek comes back alive, just like in the show.
16.derek gets a letter or notification of a friends or someone he liked on social media and he compares gis life to hers and is starting to feel bad about they way things turned out. Stiles comes to visit him at his loft and tries to comfort derek as he spirals bit in the process derek says about he has nothing to show for it even tho him and stiles are together
17. it was for the most part derek pov and at one point he gets seriously injured during a fight, and stiles runs to him to make sure heās ok cause heās on the ground, and he notices stiles has a little cut on his eyebrow so derek reaches up to touch it and heās like āare you ok?ā and tries to heal him even though derek has the worst of the injuries
18. Stiles is semi-abandoned by his dragon companion and stays with Derek. I remember the dragon keeps returning with ācare packagesā of food and whatnot they are stealing, and one of the packages has a box of tampons in it.
19. stiles goes undercover to a school where derek teaches at and he has to blend in with the kids? I remember one part in particular where the students have to put a condom on a banana and derek is surprised at how easily stiles did it.
20. stiles is a vampire and derek takes the opportunity to kill for him to feed him
21. Derek is an assassin, working behind the scenes with the FBI. Stiles is a Doctor/surgeon who gets put into witness protection. Stiles' first placement gets found out and Derek has to get Stiles from the safe house to the courts in time for him to testify. After Stiles testifies, Derek disappears to go after the ones trying to kill Stiles, while Stiles stays in witness protection and tries to settle into a new life while waiting for Derek.
22. sterek 5+1. Five times Derek has to Carry Stilesā¦ but i do not remember if the one time itās Stiles carrying Derek or what. There are fairies and sirens and Stiles dad tries to shoot Derek too (I think)
23. Stiles dies in a fire (possibly explosion?) and Derek was laying next to him as he said āPlease donāt leave meā as his last words. The pack shuns him and he keeps having nightmares of Stiles saying āPlease donāt leave meā. Basically the end of the fic that I am looking for is a twist that Derek was so severely injured in the fire that occurred that the dreams he is having are him in a coma, and Stiles is saying āplease donāt leave meā to him in the hospital. He does wake up at the end
24. everyone is human. Derek and his team is doing a recon or something with stiles being their com guy. When everything goes wrong and the team is held down. Unknown to the that stiles is really āthe foxā a super famous agent and he goes in and saves them all.
25. pretty sure it was an ABO fic and what i remember most if that Derek was unaffected by all omega scents until he smelled stilesā again for the first time after coming back from college. I think Laura was in it? I donāt really remember anything else š BUT I remember associating it with Alpha Nose Best by CharWright5 (definitely a different fic tho)
26. Kate and Derek were either dating, or Kate was trying to seduce Derek so she could infiltrate the Hale family. But Derek was already in love with Stiles, so her whole plan completely fell apart. I especially remember Kate absolutely losing it because Derek kept chasing after Stiles, saying something like, āIf it werenāt for you, we wouldāve infiltrated the Hale family!ā Iām pretty sure it was an A/B/O fic, though Iām not 100% certain. Also, I think it was a high school AU. Kate and Derek were dating or something and people like Cora kept asking Derek why he was with her because she was awful. Then Derek started falling for Stiles and ended things with Kate because of that, which completely ruined her plan.
27. Stiles is trapped in a dream/ in his mind/a perfect reality by this entity (could be a djinn or demon?) and it's draining his life away. The pack is trying to save him and Scott and Derek enter Stiles mind using claws to try and save him. Only to see that in his dreams, he's romantically with Derek and not irl. Also him and Jackson are friends in the dream? Anyways I remember a scene where Derek or Scott write "WAKE UP" on Stilesās bathroom mirror and Stiles has a panic attack over it. As Stiles starts questioning reality, the entity or whatever it is conjures up Claudia to trap Stiles further in his dreams and it starts to work. Eventually Stiles comes to the realization that the world he's in isn't real and is able to escape. There's a part when Stiles realizes that Dream Derek isn't real and tells him, "You're not my Derek." Or something like that. The only other thing I remember is when Stiles wakes up, he asks Scott to help him to the bathroom and he ends up throwing up due to the heavy emotional trauma he just went through. I can't remember how it ended but I'm pretty sure it has a happy ending.
28. stiles is going to Derek place for the holidays to meet his family cause both parents are dead and the hales are thinking of eating him but at the end stiles revealed that he knew and brought someone he kidnapped for a rich person for them to eat
29. Derek and Stiles are in a parking lot, leaning against the Camaro. As the pack is in the restaurant, the enemy pack shows up in front of Derek and Stiles. (I genuinely forgot what Derek and the Enemy Pack were disagreeing on. Maybe about Stiles or something related to their relationship? IDK. I think Sterek was pretending to be in a relationship so that the enemy pack would leave.) Anyway, while this is happening, Derek slides his hand down Stiles's stomach, then all the way under his waistband. And Stiles is completely freaking out and kinda into it??? Derek proceeds to basically jack Stiles off in front of everybody. IN PUBLIC BTW. Stiles, confused as hell, tries to grab Derek's wrist to stop, but ends up getting off on it. The pack comes out of the restaurant and witnesses everything that happened.
30. derek being in a club trying to find someone to take his huge dick and i think he was a supernatural being?? basically stiles goes up to him and they do the whole shabam and stiles takes it just for derek to find out stiles wasnt a worker at the club and just some random human who took his dick and he gets scared that he could go to jail if he broke stiles!!!
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as a lover of historical fiction and art about women and horny art and silly art i am so so into this premise. everyone can't stop being like "ohh his is dick made of wood too" it's magic dumbass. i am obsessed with how this sounds like an obscure medieval european folk tale. peter dinklage plays a basketmaker with the power to bring life to inanimate objects for an spinste's sexual pleasure. suspend your disbelief about his cock and have a little fun
#I assume his dick is ribbed for her pleasure and well-lacquered#like yes I assume the wicker guy who is ostentatiously 100% wicker everywhere we can see also has a wicker dick#I also assume a basket-making wizard who can make a whole-ass articulated dude out of wicker in one month#while *also* keeping up with his bill-paying day-job baskets#knows how to make a dick where none of the pokery is anywhere near the jiggery#sorry to everyone who's only seen shitty big-box store baskets that are made out of spite and neoliberalism#his dong is wicker and also perfectly fit for purpose#wicker? I hardly knew her! etc.
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Now that everyone's over The Odyssey can we please just sit back and watch the only adaptation that matters, the Coen Brothers' 2000 perfectionist classic O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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